<Meia> I'M ECCHIBI
<Noble_Knight> You got that damn right
* Noble_Knight hides
* Meia finds NK and STICKS A MECHANICAL PENCIL UP HER NOSE TIPFIRST.
<Noble_Knight> *dies*
<Yscaldine> You might stab her brain! -- wait, she hasn't got one.

<Yscaldine> Reisha: DIE!!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Ignore the person who's feeding you bad pickup lines.
<Meia> Ys: Sleep with me!
<Yscaldine> !!!
<Yscaldine> NO!
* Yscaldine runs around screaming

<Yscaldine> THE BOT'S TALKING!
* Yscaldine runs around screaming.
<Noble_Knight> IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
<Noble_Knight> THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE Y2K BUG
<Yscaldine> THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US
<Noble_Knight> WE MUST TAKE ALL OUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANKS AND STORE UP ON MILK AND BREAD
<Yscaldine> AND CHOCOLATE
<Reisha> ...Geez, sor*ry*... :P

<Noble_Knight> *screams*
<S`wolfster> ...NK WAS RIGHT
<S`wolfster> OH MY GOD IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
<Noble_Knight> *screams again*
<Noble_Knight> IT'S WORSE THAN THE Y2K BUG
<S`wolfster> THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US
<Noble_Knight> WE MUST TAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANKS AND STOCK UP ON BREAD AND MILK
<S`wolfster> AND CHOCOLATE
<Yscaldine> HEY!
* Yscaldine whacks Star

<Noble_Knight> I'M STRAIGHT, DAMN IT
<Meia> NK: Hey sweets, tell you what, lets hop into my ride and go spin a few wheels...
<Yscaldine> ROTFLMAO!
<Noble_Knight> Reisha: I'm not that kinda girl, damn it!
<Reisha> Noble_Knight: Hey baby.. how about you hop into my ride and we spin some tires?
<Meia> O_Ox
* Yscaldine DIES LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY
<Meia> I swear that was coincidence O.o;x

<Yscaldine> Reisha: Yes, she's perfect for you! Now turn your attentions to NK, NOT ME!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: I'll go back IN!?
<Yscaldine> ...........
<Yscaldine> Ewww..
<Yscaldine> Reisha: You're sick, man. Sick.

<Yscaldine> Reisha: ... Get Star! SHE likes you!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: I need to get laid!
<Dis> Reisha: HERE'S TWO CENTS! GO HIRE SOMEONE!
<Reisha> Dis: Well hello!
<Yscaldine> ROTFLMAO!!!!
<Dis> ...
<Dis> Reisha: NOT ME!

<Yscaldine> Thanks. The damn pin makes a DIFFERENT NOISE EVERY TIME I DROP IT >.<
<Noble_Knight> Maybe it's haunted
* Yscaldine hands the pin to NK. "You try it."
* Noble_Knight drops the pin
<Noble_Knight> *pong*
<Noble_Knight> Yep. It's haunted
<Yscaldine> ... T.T
<Noble_Knight> *The pin flies up and sticks LW in the butt!*
<Yscaldine> OW!!!
<Noble_Knight> Vewwy haunted
* Rhankee stifles her giggles
<Yscaldine> ?
* Yscaldine takes it out of her rear and FLINGS THE PIN AT STAR
<Rhankee> AAHHHH!
<Noble_Knight> We didn't need to know about you taking ANYTHING out of your rear, thank you. *vanishes*

<Noble_Knight> It's all those people on DAL's fault that she has so many suggestive lines in her dictionary :P
<Yscaldine> Reisha: No it's not.
<Reisha> Yscaldine: You're delicious, morsel.

<Storwaffle> DIE OR BE SENT TO THE FIFTH DIMENSION OF HECK WHERE PEOPLE ARE ALL NAKED AND THE DON'T GET TO EAT ANYTHING AND THEIR INSIDES ARE TORN OUT WITH BLUNT SPORKS!!
<Noble_Knight> Isn't that the same as dying?
<Storwaffle> *pause*
<Storwaffle> But you're ALIVE while they tear out your insides, you see.
<Huntress> Yeah, but you still die after O_o
<Storwaffle> But then yo--oh, nevermind. DIE NK!
<Noble_Knight> NO
* Storwaffle dies NK
<Storwaffle> *NK is now purple*

* Huntress drags Mak under the carpet o.o;
<Noble_Knight> *hides with 'em*
<Storwaffle> Hunt: If you want a room, I can get you a room, but the carpet is an uncomfortable place to... oooh, threesome...
<Noble_Knight> DIE

* Meia smashes into the bomb shelter and passes through the wall!
<Noble_Knight> You smashed into it and still passed through a wall? Isn't that a double...somethin'?
<Meia> Double entendre.
<Meia> ...
<Meia> ........
<Meia> DIE NK!

<Yscaldine> OH GAWD YOU REMEMBER THAT?!
<Noble_Knight> *Naga laugh*
* Yscaldine goes deaf.
* NK, DK, and TS do a triple Naga laugh*
* Yscaldine does a triple-fruit-salad-containing-strawberries-mullberries-watermelon-apple-poke combination pounce on NK!
<Yscaldine> Damn.

* Meia 's ghost makes fun of LW
* Yscaldine KILLS MEIA'S GHOST
* Meia is ALREADY DEAD.
* Yscaldine KILLED YOU AGAIN
* Meia CANNOT BE KILLED AGAIN BECAUSE WOLVES ONLY HAVE *ONE* LIFE.
* Yscaldine KILLED YOU AGAIN DESPITE ALL THAT BECAUSE SHE'S A WOLF TOO
* Yscaldine revives Meia and KILLS HER AGAIN
* Meia FELLOWSHIP AMONGST LUPINES YOU TRAITOR
<Noble_Knight> LW's got more lives than a cat :P
<Meia> 69?
* Yscaldine SCREW THE FELLOWSHIP AMONST LUPINES I'M GETTING MY REVENGE YOU SICKO
* Meia DIES
<Yscaldine> REVIVES MEIA AND KILLS HER AGAIN
<Yscaldine> ......... Ah shit.

<Noble_Knight> Reisha: I'm not that kinda girl, damn it!
<Reisha> Noble_Knight: Hey baby.. how about you hop into my ride and we spin some tires?

<Yscaldine> Reisha: Kill Meia! Please?
<Reisha> Yscaldine: ...I'm DEFINITELY not touching THAT one...
<Yscaldine> ...
<Meia> Reisha: Go on, give LW the little death...
* Meia hides.
<Reisha> Meia: Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
* Meia hides very, very far aw--LOL!

<Yscaldine> Reisha: Lick NK!
<Yscaldine> ...
<Yscaldine> I MEANT KICK
<Yscaldine> KICK, DAMMIT!
* Meia licks LW
<Yscaldine> EAAAIIIGGGH!
* Yscaldine KILLS STAR
* Meia refuses to die
* Noble_Knight lives and purrs at LW. "I never knew you felt that way!"

<Yscaldine> Reisha: ... LUCK NK!
<Yscaldine> ... *#^@(*^^(*^@^&!!!!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Um, hell no.
* Yscaldine beats herself until she dies.

<Yscaldine> STAR YOU WERE CONTROLLING THE BOT, WEREN'T YOU?!
<Meia> I PLEAD NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR!
<Yscaldine> GUILTY AS CHARGED!
<Meia> YOU SUCK!
* Yscaldine goes to rap the gavel, but it goes flying out of her hand and wonks NK in the forehead.
* Meia sets mode: +o Yscaldine
<Yscaldine> I get ops for hurting NK?? DUDE!

<Yscaldine> Reisha: GET MEIA!!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Damn you, shaddap :P
* Meia keels over
<Yscaldine> ..............
<Yscaldine> Reisha hates me.
<Reisha> Yscaldine: is pr0n good?
<Yscaldine> Reisha: NO.
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Doink.
<Yscaldine> ... Pron?
<Yscaldine> Reisha: GO EAT PRON!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: go hit on meia
<Yscaldine> !!
<Noble_Knight> *SCREAMS*
<Meia> THE BOT'S SENTIENT

<Aurinona> Reisha: Do you want fries with that?
<Reisha> Aurinona: Yes, but will you sleep with me?
<Reisha> Ayrn: KISS ME!
<Ayrn> ...
<Ayrn> ...Of all the people to shout "KISS ME!" in their lives...I never thought a bot would be the first.
<BlueGriff> Reisha: You want Ayrn?
<Reisha> BlueGriff: You're a nutcake.
<Ayrn> Reisha: Come on! Who DOESN'T want Ayrn?
<Reisha> Ayrn: Meep.

<Cosmica> Reisha, rooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... and flowers grow out of my right nostril!
<Reisha> Cosmica: I'm a lesbian caught in a bot's body.

<Reisha> Yscaldine: *gives him the eye*
<Yscaldine> !
<Yscaldine> Reisha: I'M A GIRL, DAMN YOU!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Are you getting dominant?
<Meia> LW'S GETTING DOMINANT
<Yscaldine> DYGO8780T78t#yg&* t@&*)@%&^$%e ^@^*%!&^ *)iNIDG79YCSY*R(^@$&^@&%E!*%^@#!!!!
<Yscaldine> Reisha ... YOU SHALL FACE MY WRATH.
<Yscaldine> Tomorrow.
<Reisha> Yscaldine: hi horney-bot!
<Yscaldine> &*@^@ R*&!!!
<Yscaldine> Reisha: DIE!!!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Damn you.

<Yscaldine> Reisha: Shut yer yap.
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Up yers with a wire scrubbybrush.
<Yscaldine> !

<Noble_Knight> I'm Count NK-ula, not NK-zilla :P *beats down that pic of vampire NK*
<Yscaldine> Count NK-ula, the only vampire that can freeze to death due to her lack of attire...
* Yscaldine RUNS.
<Noble_Knight> *STRANGLES LW*
<Noble_Knight> Even though it IS the truth...

*** Yscaldine is now known as Ide
*** Noble_Knight is now known as Dei
<Ide> IDE!!
<Dei> DEI
<Ide> IDE
<Dei> DEI
<Ide> IDE
<Dei> DEI
<Ide> IDE
<Dei> DEI *Dazer beats LW and NK over the heads with an Atomic Grapefruit*
<Ide> IDE
* Ide ides.

<NeonTiger> Reisha: You know you want to.
<Reisha> NeonTiger: I told you I'm already full of it!
<Noble_Knight> Reisha: Yes. Yes you are
<Reisha> Noble_Knight: I'm a dumb bot
<Noble_Knight> Reisha: Yes. Yes you are
<Reisha> Noble_Knight: I have no fingers to do it with!
<Noble_Knight> Reisha: You're SICK
<Reisha> Noble_Knight: I'm gonna slap you with an overgrown cuttlefish.

* Yscaldine CHASES MEIA, SCREAMING PROFANITY
<Meia> Meep. *hides behind NK* SAVE ME!
<Noble_Knight> AAAAAAAGH
<Yscaldine> I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!
<Meia> KILL NK! NOT ME! I'M SMALL AND CUTE AND FLOOFLEY AND ENDANGERED!
<Yscaldine> YEAH BECAUSE I'M DOIN' THE ENDANGERING!!
<Meia> I NOTICED!
* Yscaldine shoves NK aside and MAIMS MEIA VERY BRUTALLY WITH A BLUNT STEAK KNIFE!
<Noble_Knight> *sweatdrop*
* Meia CRIES.
<Meia> LW'S GETTING DOMINANT
<Yscaldine> .............
<Yscaldine> MEIA'S GETTING SUBMISSIVE ;P
<Meia> HIT ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME
<Yscaldine> BRITNEY SPEARS WANNABE
<Meia> OH NO! YOU HAVE DISCOVERED MY TRUE IDENTITY AS A TEENYBOPPER WHO SINGS THROUGH HER NOSE AND WEARS LESS THEN *pause* NK-ULA!
<Yscaldine> ... BRITNEY SPEARS WEARS MORE THAN THAT!
<Meia> ...OKAY I GUESS YOU WOULD KNOW
<Yscaldine> ..........
* Yscaldine MANGLES MEIA AGAIN

<Noble_Knight> *The pin sticks LW in the rear*
<Meia> Are you going to take it out of your rear again?
<Yscaldine> *It dislodges itself and sticks in MEIA'S rear.
* Meia screeches!
* Meia sticks it into REISHA's rear!
<Yscaldine> ... Reisha'd probably like it.
<Meia> Reisha: ...Would you?
<Reisha> Meia: I did!
<Noble_Knight> !!
<Meia> ....O.Ox!!!!!!
<Dreamrose> O_O
<Noble_Knight> *kills herself*
* Yscaldine DIES!!!!

<Noble_Knight> Reisha: You suck
<Reisha> Noble_Knight: CHECK LW OUT
Noble_Knight checks LW out
<Yscaldine> !!
Yscaldine SCREAMS
Yscaldine MANGLES NK
<Meia> YOU SHOULD BE FLATTERED
<Meia> YOU'RE A MAN
<Yscaldine> !!
<Yscaldine> I AM NOT A MAN
<Yscaldine> I'M A WOMAN
<Yscaldine> 110% FEMALE
<Meia> THREE GUESSES WHAT THE EXTRA 10% STANDS FOR
<Yscaldine> ...
* Yscaldine MANGLES MEIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Yscaldine> DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
* Meia dies.

<Yscaldine> Reisha: Die.
<Noble_Knight> Bibbity bobbity boo
<Reisha> Yscaldine: yar piffling dur bewflellinghofle?
<Yscaldine> Reisha: Just -- just -- DIE!
<Yscaldine> O.O;
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Chicken. !....I feel like Chicken Tonight~
<Noble_Knight> o_o
<Yscaldine> Reisha: PIFFLE YOUR BEWFLELLINGHOFLE YOURSELF, YOU SICKO!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Yes

<Yscaldine> Reisha: Say something stupid.
<Reisha> Yscaldine: I need to get laid!
<Yscaldine> Reisha: KILL NK!! DO IT NOW!
<Noble_Knight> ...damn you, LW... --;
<Noble_Knight> I only saw the "DO IT NOW!" at first...

* NeonTiger [neontiger@dialup-63.209.126.149.Orlando1.Level3.net] has joined #valdemar
* Meia sets mode: +o NeonTiger
<Meia> NTFLOOFIEPOOF
<Yscaldine> I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY FLOOFIEPOOF IN YOUR LIFE ;.;
* Yscaldine HIDES.
<NeonTiger> -!
<NeonTiger> ;.;
<NeonTiger> You cheating on me!? ;.;
<NeonTiger> How could you!? ;.;
<Meia> ...
<NeonTiger> I trusted you!
<Meia> (Uh oh.)
* Meia subsequently draws all her money out of her bank accounts and leaves town
<Yscaldine> CAUGHT!!
* Yscaldine points at Meia -- and follows
* NeonTiger follows Meia too ;.;
<Yscaldine> I KNEW IT! YOU HAD A SIDE AFFAIR WITH NT!
<Yscaldine> I WAS THE ONLY FLOOFIEPOOF IN YOUR LIFE UNTIL -- UNTIL --
* Yscaldine bursts into tears.
* NeonTiger cries
<Meia> ...
<Meia> <sweatdrop>
<NeonTiger> FS: Hrm... LW cheated on NT for Meia... who cheated on LW for NT!
<NeonTiger> FS: So, technically, NO ONE cheated.
<NeonTiger> .....
<Meia> ....Or everyone did.

<Noble_Knight> *eyes her model* Wing Gundam is now, not only bowlegged, but looks like he's doing a He-Man ripoff. "I have the POWERRRRRR!!"
<NeonTiger> LOL
<Meia> LOL!
<Noble_Knight> Wing Gundam -- master of the extremely weird poses
<Meia> MAKE HIM DO THE MACARENA
<Noble_Knight> If he was really all that posable, I probably would :P
<Noble_Knight> His legs move back and forth, his arms move up and down, and his head turns around, and that's it
<Meia> All you have to do is stick his arms straight out... The bowleg is already taken care of :P
<Noble_Knight> *dies*

<Yscaldine> Reisha: Shut NK up for me, please?
<Reisha> Yscaldine: IS LW a man?
<Yscaldine> !!
<Yscaldine> Reisha: NO!!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: LW's a man, baby.
<Yscaldine> !!!!
<Noble_Knight> *HOWLS*
* Meia whams her head on her keyboard
<Yscaldine> Reisha: I AM NOT A MAN, DAMN YOU LESBIAN BOT!!

* Noble_Knight takes LH
<Noble_Knight> Don't worry! Mommy'll keep you away from that mean ol' backstabber!
* Meia takes that horribly OOC and SCREAMS!
<Noble_Knight> ............
<Noble_Knight> *BRUTALY MANGLES STAR WITH A KNEADED ERASER*
<Meia> Owchie. ;-;x

<Koble_Night> A koble night is the dark and stormy night's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room mate.
<Koble_Night> Dazer: ...what does that make them?
<Koble_Night> Absolutely nothing.
<Koble_Night> *points at Clark* WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO BECOME!
<Clarkham> o.ox
<Koble_Night> *whips out her ring and fires up her Shwartz sabre* (or have you seen Spaceballs? If not, I'm making a fool of myself for nothing :P )
<NeonTiger> I see your Shwartz is bigger than mine.
<Koble_Night> Let's see how you...handle it...

<Reisha> Noble_Knight: Be polite to your lord and masters :P
<Noble_Knight> Reisha: YOU ARE NOT MY LORD AND MASTER, DOMINANT BITCH
<Reisha> Noble_Knight: I'm running out of stuff to say to you :P
<Noble_Knight> Reisha: GOOD
<Reisha> Noble_Knight: Look, THERE'S your floofiepoof!
* Noble_Knight glomps LW
<Noble_Knight> LWFLOOFIEPOOF
<Yscaldine> *SCREAM*
<Yscaldine> LET GO, NKFLOOFIE--NEVERMIND

<Noble_Knight> ...REISHAFLOOFIEPOOF--...no. I take it back
<Darwinian_Reject> REISHA HAS A FLOOFIEPOOF
<Yscaldine> Reisha: NK CALLED YOU HER FLOOFIEPOOF!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: I'm not that kinda girl :P
<Darwinian_Reject> !! LOL!!
<Yscaldine> LOL!

<Noble_Knight> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<Meia> *sticks a cow into NK's open mouth*
<Noble_Knight> *eats it*
<Noble_Knight> *burps and blinks*
<Noble_Knight> Stomach: Moo
<Noble_Knight> ...err... *moo*
<Meia> *backs away slowly*
<Noble_Knight> *moo* o_o;;
<Noble_Knight> ...maybe that was a mistake... *MOOOOOO*
<Meia> I think the cow wants out. :>
<Noble_Knight> Urr...'scuse me... *bolts for the bathroom*
<Meia> ...O.o;;x
<Noble_Knight> *MOOOOOOOOOOOO--flush*
<Meia> ....
<Meia> Dammit, this is *SO* quoted.
<Noble_Knight> *staggers out of the bathroom*
<Noble_Knight> DIE
<Noble_Knight> Toilet: Moo.
<Noble_Knight> AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

<Yscaldine> O, Waffle Iron, I pledge myself to thee / for thou hast bestowed tasty breakfast matter / using nothing more than unsweetened batter.
<Yscaldine> And: Eggos!
<Yscaldine> Eggos, eggos, what would I do without you? / Your round sunny faces / drenched in syrup and butter / sends my heart and mouth aflutter. / For when other breakfast munchies fall flat / you make my brain go clitter-clat / and set my soul aflame!
<Yscaldine> I SUCK! =D
<Noble_Knight> ...no comment
<Yscaldine> I SUCK AT POETRY
<Yscaldine> I read my poetry to my mother ...
<Yscaldine> She got this pained expression on her face. =D

<Reisha> Yscaldine: Say something retarded, I need to be reassured you're not being sentient.
<Meia> Reisha: Everything LW says is retarded.
<Reisha> Meia: Did too!
<Yscaldine> ....
* Yscaldine CRIES

* Star KILLS LW BLOODY AND PAINFULLY
* Yscaldine DIES LAUGHING HER ASS OFF
<Star> I ALREADY KILLED YOU
<Yscaldine> I DIED AGAIN
<Star> LW OF THE 69 LIVES
<Yscaldine> O.O
<Yscaldine> &*^@)(&%#%*&@%#%&*@%#*&%!@&*%#^$!^&!!

<NeonTiger> MEIAFLOOFIEPOOF!!! LWFLOOFIEPOOF!!! NKFLOOFIEPOOF!!! DAZERFLOOFIEPOOF!
<NeonTiger> And Reisha.

<Yscaldine> Irony: I must get off. XD
<Meia> LW, we didn't need to know that.
* Meia *hides*
<Noble_Knight> .........
<Yscaldine> .......
* Noble_Knight dies
* Yscaldine KILLS MEIA
<Yscaldine> NOT OUT OF LOVE
<Yscaldine> I HAVE TO GET OFFLINE YOU PERV
* Meia dies
<Meia> ;-;x

<Yscaldine> DIE!!!
<Yscaldine> DIE HORRIBLY!
<Meia> NO!!
<Meia> YOU'RE GETTING DOMINANT
<Yscaldine> YES!!
<Yscaldine> !!!
<Yscaldine> NO!
* Yscaldine KILLS MEIA
<Yscaldine> ...
* Yscaldine UN-KILLS MEIA
<Meia> HAH! YOU AGREE--*DIES*
* Meia ...un-dies.

<Shamysar> Star: THIS IS GOOD YOU SNOT
<Meia> LW: HELL NO YOU.. UNIDENTIFIED NASAL PRODUCT
<Shamysar> Star: YOU PIECE OF UNPACKAGED TOILET PAPER
<Meia> LW: YOU THRICE REGURGITATED PIECE OF RUSTY SCRAP METAL
<Shamysar> Star: YOU PURGED HUNK OF LEFTOVER FRUITCAKE
<Meia> LW: YOU PROCESSED BOWL OF LEFTOVER SEWAGE WASTE

<Srarwolf> LW: NOW, COMMENT YOU MICROSOFT REJECT
<Shamysar> Srar: I COMMENTED ALREADY DAMN YE, BEDPANWOLF
<Srarwolf> LW: THAT'S NOT A COMMENT, MICROSOFTREJECT
<Shamysar> Srar: I SAID IT WAS GOOD, YOU BILL GATES LACKEY
<Srarwolf> LW: WELL, CRITICISE IT, YOU MICROWAVED PEACH JELLY DRINK
<Shamysar> Srar: I CAN'T I SUCK AT WRITING YOU TYPOING BARNEY-SHOW STAR
<Srarwolf> LW: YES YOU CAN AND YOU DON'T YOU DISNEY PRODUCER
<Shamysar> O.O
<Shamysar> THAT'S AN INSULT
<Shamysar> *All of TGoCS's characters facefault.
<Srarwolf> Lady H: That's... hitting... below the belt.
* Shamysar bawls.

<Reisha> Yscaldine: What IS a dill pickle?
<Yscaldine> Reisha: A cucumber soaked in brine - or a term for something very naughty.
* Yscaldine HIDES.
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Biting me?
<Yscaldine> !
<Yscaldine> Reisha: .... >.<!!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: I do what?
<Yscaldine> Reisha: NK.
<Noble_Knight> Yesh.
<Yscaldine> O.O
<Yscaldine> NK ADMITS IT
<Noble_Knight> Yesh.
<Meia> MY GOD! NK IS HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH MY BOT!

<Reisha> Yscaldine: YEAH, you ignorant banana peel!
<Yscaldine> Reisha: I'M NOT A BANANA PEEL ;.;
<Reisha> Yscaldine: I need to get laid.
<Yscaldine> o.o
<Yscaldine> Reisha: Look, there's NK! Get laid with HER!
<Noble_Knight> Reisha: AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Yes sir.
<Reisha> Noble_Knight: YAH
<Noble_Knight> Reisha: THEN WHY'RE YOU TRYING TO CHEAT ON ME?!
<Reisha> Noble_Knight: I am what?
<Noble_Knight> Reisha: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME! *runs away crying*
<Reisha> Noble_Knight: I refuse to dignify that with an answer.
<Reisha> Yscaldine: I'm not leaving, damn 'ye!
<Noble_Knight> !
<Noble_Knight> *BAWLS*
<Yscaldine> Reisha: You'd better be leaving!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Yes or no, please.
<Yscaldine> Reisha: HELL no.

<Reisha> Yscaldine: Stop hitting on her.
<Meia> Reisha: But LW is d'man.
<Reisha> Meia: Yes she is.
<Yscaldine> O.O!!!!
<Meia> LOL!
<Yscaldine> *SCREAM*

<Yscaldine> Reisha: How am I contradicting myself, you rotten bot?!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: ...Kinky. o_o
<Yscaldine> &^%&$*!%$!*%^#%*#!!!!

<Yscaldine> Reisha: Yes, I'm nice -- compared to YOU, that is!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Go play in the septic tank.
<Yscaldine> Reisha: ... *breaks down and cries*
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Bad! You made Kandie-poof cry! DIE EVIL SPAWN OF CHEESE!

<Yscaldine> Do the MEIA smiley!
<Yscaldine> ;.l;
<Dreamrose> .........
<Yscaldine> It's ;.l;
<Meia> ....
<Meia> DIE
<Noble_Knight> ;l;
<Noble_Knight> ...I look like I have a nose
<Yscaldine> LOL!
<Yscaldine> Reisha: Look, there's a male in the channel. Lick him.
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Yer a nutzigger.
* Noble_Knight chokes
<Yscaldine> ...
<Meia> Reisha: No, she's a MAN.
<Yscaldine> Reisha: I AM NOT!!
<Reisha> Meia: You got that right!
<Yscaldine> Reisha: AND I AM NOT --
* Yscaldine SCREAMS

* Noble_Knight trips Meia.
* Meia falls...
<Meia> Onto LW!
* Yscaldine goes starry-eyed.
<Yscaldine> MEIA! You've finally come!
<Meia> LW! My love!
<Yscaldine> We can be together at last! T.T
<Meia> Yes! For... eternity...
<Yscaldine> Our souls shall unite in the sweet song of undying love!
<Meia> *Clasps her hands to her chest, as the scene slowly shifts to a pastel pink background*
<Yscaldine> *Red rose petals flutter about the two.
<Dreamrose> Not sakura petals?
<Yscaldine> *Those too!
<Meia> *Holds out a hand, and a rose petal drifts into it slowly*
* Yscaldine takes Meia's hand, smiling gently. "For all eternity..."
* Meia 's hair is gently teased by a swirling breeze, as she gazes starrily into LW's eyes.
<Yscaldine> ... Meia ...
<Meia> LW... *a deep sigh*
<Yscaldine> *starts to lean in, then pauses* ... ... ... You have a piece of lettuce stuck between your teeth.
<Meia> LW... I don't eat lettuce.
<Yscaldine> ...
<Yscaldine> Then you have a green thing stuck between your teeth. o.o
* Yscaldine bolts =D
* Meia keels over giggling crazily, as the pastel pink background summarily dissolves back to the normal #valdemar scene
<Yscaldine> =D
<Meia> WHee that was fun. ^^x
<Yscaldine> HELL yeah! >XD

* NeonTiger notices Meia
* NeonTiger lunges like the deranged hyper kitty she is!
<NeonTiger> HIHIHIYOUPERVERTLADYWHOISTEASINGMEREGULARLYFEARME!!!!!
<Meia> What the f--
<Meia> I'M INNOCENT!

<Yscaldine> *** Noble_Knight (noble_kni@159.35.24.204) Quit (No route to host)
<Yscaldine> <Meia> O.ox
<Yscaldine> <Meia> YOU KILLED NK
<Yscaldine> <Yscaldine> YOU DID DAMMIT
<Yscaldine> <Yscaldine> YOU AND YOUR YURI JOKES
<Noble_Knight> ...yuri jokes?
<Meia> MY LOVE! HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH AN UNFOUNDED THING?
<Yscaldine> MY HEART, I HAVE BEEN BEFUDDLED DUE TO A HIGH INTAKE OF A SUGARY SUBSTANCE NAMED CHOCOLATE!
<Yscaldine> PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
<Meia> I FORGIVE YOU!

*** Meia (goodgrief@mcns165.docsis48.singa.pore.net) Quit (Client exited)
<Yscaldine> >.<
<Noble_Knight> YOU KILLED STAR
<Yscaldine> YOU DID
<Noble_Knight> I WAS AFK
<Yscaldine> YOU DID IT THROUGH OSMOSIS
* Noble_Knight kills LW through osmosis, too
* Yscaldine dies through osmosis

<Meia> Osmosis is the transfer of water, dudes :P
<Yscaldine> Osmosis is not! It's also the transfer of -- stuff into -- stuff.
<Yscaldine> =D
<Noble_Knight> So I absorbed you and LW XP
<Yscaldine> ...
<Yscaldine> HOLY SHIT
<Yscaldine> OH DIE
<Meia> I don't wanna know what you were transferring into LW, dude :P
<Yscaldine> ......
* Yscaldine KILLS STAR

* Noble_Knight thinks that Zel's Japanese VA would do Boomerang SO well... ;;
* Meia doesn't comment
<Noble_Knight> ...HOW THE HELL DID YOU TAKE THAT WRONG?!
<Meia> It wasn't easy, believe me, but I managed it in the end.

<Meia> Can you do me a favour and show those pictures to LW and hop up and down on her until she CC's? :P
<Noble_Knight> ...show the pictures, yes. But I am NOT bouncing on her head!
<Meia> She's a girl. She doesn't HAVE a head.
<Noble_Knight> You'd be surprised.
<Meia> And anyway, you don't have to hop up and down on it.
<Meia> *pause*
<Meia> I'm not going any further into that, thankyouverymuch. *prim*
<Noble_Knight> <Unyviel> I'M NOT GONNA CC -- AND I ONLY HAVE A HEAD ON MY SHOULD--
<Noble_Knight> * Unyviel MURDERS NK
<Noble_Knight> <Noble_Knight> ;;

<Yscaldine> Reisha: Yes, Meia. Die.
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Have you seen my invisible llama?
<Yscaldine> Reisha: No. No, I haven't, and I'd prefer to keep it that way.
<Reisha> Yscaldine: THAT'S MEAN!
<Yscaldine> Reisha: DAMN RIGHT!
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Yes, you are!
<Yscaldine> Reisha: You're frightening the hell out of me.
<Reisha> Yscaldine: Make me.
<Yscaldine> Reisha: I'm not into that, thanks.
<Meia> Reisha: YOU'RE A GIRL! DAMN STRAIGHT YOUR LLAMA'S INVISIBLE
<Reisha> Meia: Phromage.
<Meia> Reisha: ...O.o;;;x
<Noble_Knight> I re-cged the pic of Chakram. ^^;
<Meia> Whee!
<Noble_Knight> Want? :P
<Meia> Yah :P
<Noble_Knight> What do you say? ^^
<Meia> GIMME NOW OR I'LL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT
<Noble_Knight> ...that works

<Yscaldine> MY LOVE.
<Meia> My HEART and my LIGHT.
<Yscaldine> My SOUL and my REASON TO BE.
<Meia> My OTHER HALF and MORNING GLOW.
<Yscaldine> My BETTER HALF and my SHINING STAR.
<Meia> My BETTER THAN /BETTER/ HALF and BRIGHT SIDE OF THE MOON.
<Yscaldine> My BEST HALF (I have more than two halves, apparently) and SHE WHOM ECLIPSES THE SUN.
<Meia> My EVERYTHING and ONE TO WHOM THE UNIVERSE MUST BOW TO THE EFFULGENCE OF.
<Yscaldine> My LIFE and ONE TO WHOM EVEN I MUST BOW TO.
<Meia> My GENTLE BREEZE and ONE WHO DEFINES ALL THAT IS GOOD IN MY UNIVERSE.
<Yscaldine> My CLEAR LAKE OF SERENITY and SOMETHING REALLY FLOWERY AND NOT APPROVED BY DENTISTS BECAUSE I'M OUT OF INSPIRATION BECAUSE YOU SUCK.

<Meia> It's almost like those websites where they turn characters into girls. Unless they're Ranma sites.
<Redeemer> I dunno. It's a plot twist!
<Redeemer> Whoa, there're sites like that?
<Meia> Well, someone once mentioned a Japanese fansite dedicated to turning Ashton into a girl.
<Redeemer> Dude. I'm going to do that.
<Redeemer> I'm going to make a website entirely devoted to myself. And turn me into a girl.
* Meia snorks.

* Giegue is...invincible...it cannot be. He is defeated by CHEST HAIR.

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