<Kikumi>
<LW> HIS PECK!
<LW> O_O
<LW> HI SPECK! HI SPECK!!!!

<Judith> IRCq: * Judith 's brain attemps to implode.
<Judith> Ack, I think I'll really go to bed now. :P
<Natdog> Okay :P
<Natdog> You better before your brain walks out the door in the back of your head :P

<Devlin> I'm not as bi as i used to be, though.
<Devlin> big.
<Devlin> O_O
<Devlin> BIG
<Diona> QUOTED!!
<Devlin> NOT BI!
* Makou doubles over laughing
<Devlin> DAMN YOU, WOMAN! ;P

* Judith sits in a corner, looking bepouncled.
<Natdog> Heh
<Natdog> Bepouncled :P
<Natdog> That's a cool word :P
<Judith> Isn't it, though? :P
<Natdog> Bepouncled Bepouncled Bepouncled Bepouncled Bepouncled Bepouncled....

*** Kazooie has quit IRC (<SantaSparky> Michael Jackson turns me on.)
<LaDy_W> ACK -
<LaDy_W> O_O
<LaDy_W> .... ... HE DID NOT SAY THAT!
<LaDy_W> =P
<Anneichitsujo> Actually, he did. :P
<LaDy_W> ... oh gads, I pity that boy ...
* LaDy_W drops to her knees, throwing her arms up to the sky. The lights dim, the curtain draws aside, and a spotlight shines on LW. "WE MUST RELEASE HIM FROM THE EVIL THAT IS MICHAEL JACKSON! WE MUST BATHE HIM IN THE LIGHT OF OTHER ENTERTAINERS!"

*Vile smacks dev over the head with a mouse, then steals his socks
<Vile> BWA HAHAHA!
*Akaiya hops back out from behind the sofa and poses again.
<Devlin> *BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!*
*Akaiya dives behind the sofa. @_@
*Vile runs and lurches with each shot, blood splurting from his back
<Vile> ACK! ARG! OW!
*Vile slumps to the ground infront of a helicopter, the Russian anthum playing
<Vile> why...Dev..?..why..?
<Devlin> LineGuy: And the Last one. OAUGHHOOCHYMAMATHATHURTSYOUSONOFABEEOTCH!
<kagle1> sounds like Goldeneye
<Vile> (no no, AirForce 1)
<Devlin> No.
<DracoAWAY> ...aaaaand a happy ending
DracoAWAY is now known as Saria
*kagle1 kicks the groin of Vile's dead body
<Vile> O_O
<Devlin> He's not dead.
<kagle1> now its a happy ending

<Makou> *Iris wanders in and kicks Lum in the shin*
*Lumina uses Iris's spine for a trampoline.
<Lumina> *BOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCECRUNCH*
<Makou> Iris> ZERO! *dies*
<Makou> Zero> *picks up Iris* No this isn't happening! There is no reason for me to go on! What... what am I fighting fooooooooooooooor?!? *goes on to the next stage*

<Lumina> *** Vile (none@user-38lc8ho.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #megaman <Redeemer> [Vile] Vile Lee is Vile Lee in Vile Lee: Reploid Of Action.

*Lumina uses Jord's groin for a springboard. *CRACK*
<Lumina> *RUNS LIKE HELL*
*Makou kicks Aspect in the groin and lifts him off the ground
*Aspect moves to Antartica. :P
<Aspect> Now I don't have to go far to get ice...

*** |SpAcEbOy| is now known as peer
*** Zelinath is now known as IRCop
*** peer has quit IRC (Killed (IRCop (Connection reset by IRC operator)))

<Judith> * Aspect suddenly jumps around, wielding Fusion and Lumina! :P
<Kesnick> Stop wielding my girlfriend!

<Natdog> Hey! Dresses don't look good on me! :P
<Judith> Heheh!
<Judith> Nat: They don't look good on you? *mrrp*
<Natdog> Nope =(
<Judith> ... does this mean you've worn one before? :P
<Natdog> :P

<Aspect> Zell's is called "Barret Meteor"... he jumps up in the air, looks like he's charging a Kamehameha, and flies at the guy like a streak. :P
<Red_Draco> I thought Barret Meteor would make some black guy with a gun on his arm drop out of the sky.
<Red_Draco> "OUTTA MY WAY, FOO'!"

* Parker plays air guitar with his lightsaber and gets his fingers a bit too close. "AAAAH! SONOFABITCHFUCKINGWHOREMONGERSLUTASSLICKINGPARASITE!!"
* Akaiya offers Parker a band-aid.
* Parker mutters something about needing more than a band-aid, gesturing to the spurting stump at the end of his wrist.
* Akaiya offers Parker a really big band-aid. :P

* Parker holsters his guns and draws his lightsaber hilt. "Phearsome, eh?" :P
* Parker smacks his forehead, then TURNS IT ON... :P

<Lumina> >The lifestream dissipated as the meteor collapsed inward on itself. The small remaining bits of ash
<Lumina> TOM: Insert obligatory "Army of Darkness" reference here.
<Lumina> CROW: (deadpan) Come get some.
<Lumina> >fell harmlessly to the remains of the upper plates of Midgar. Cloud heaved a sigh of relief.
<Lumina> MIKE: And then his lunch.
<Lumina> CROW: And then a sack full of poodles out the nearest window. Fly, Fifi, fly!

<Lumina> >Cloud threw down the rope ladder on the side of the Highwind and climbed down to the scorched earth below.
<Lumina> ALL: (gleefully) Ooh ooh, ouch ouch, hot hot hot hot hot!!
<Lumina> >Tifa ran out to the platform above Cloud.
<Lumina> MIKE: And began viciously lobbing rocks at him.
<Lumina> CROW: (Tifa) This is for all those times I caught you staring at my breasts, you prick!
*Makou strikes a dramatic pose, one hand in the air, the other pointing behind him. "GINYUUUUU FORCE!"
<Aspect> Wait, wait, you're jumping the gun, Makou!
<Aspect> SOUND OFF!
<Aspect> TOGETHER WE AAAAARE...
<Makou> Screw you :P
<HookshotFalcon> Together we are screw you? :P

*Lumina suddenly wonders HOW her Zero figurine got into a really GIRLY pose...
<Lumina> Judy...did you mess with him again!? :PP
<Nicolas> LOL!
<Makou> Judy, were you playing with Zero?!
*Makou runs and hides very far away...
*Lumina falls over!
<Nicolas> "Yoooouuuuu... and all your friends... meet Zero... MASTER OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
<Lumina> "And Perpetrator of Feminine Poses!"
<Judith> Lum: I can't help it! He was just so... there! :P
<Lumina> I swear, Zero looks like he's dancing a sidestep...
<Lumina> ...or the Macarena... ... *ARG* @_@

<Lathren-Nat-Sirinial> why does everyone have op?
<Aspect> Because we are all trusted friends. :P
<NeonTiger> All except for Aspect. ;P
<Saria> cuz Aspect is different and strange.
<NeonTiger> We don't trust THAT wierdo. ;P ;P
* NeonTiger runs
<Aspect> *slap* It's my chan, you dork! :P

*Natdog yawns
<Aspect> YOU!
<Aspect> DIDDDDD YOOOOOOU JUST YAWN!?
<Silvermoon> o_Ox
<Altaire> WHO?
*Makou yaaaaawns
*Altaire yawns.
*Akaiya yawns
<Aspect> ... *stuffy accent* You're mocking me, aren't you? :P
*Silvermoon yawns and aways before Asp can have a bad reaction or anything
*Altaire yawns. "No...we're not mocking you..."
<Aspect> *accent* You're ALL mocking me! MOCKMOCMOCKMOCKMOCKMOCKMOCK!
*Akaiya pounces Jord. :P
<Aspect> Oof!
<Akaiya> ... and yawns. :P

<Aspect> ... Altaire... you're just theeeeeeis close from making meeee....
<Aspect> SEND YOU TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!
*Altaire jumps into the next dimension out of sheer boredom.
<Aspect> I hope you fall offa Snake Way!
<Altaire> Ha ha. I sent myself.
<Aspect> Suicide isn't allowed in the US version! You were... uh... BLOWN UP!

*Starwolf always wondered how those monks stayed bald..
<Aspect> Star> You know those little machines they have at bowling alleys to polish the balls?
<Starwolf> Asp: o_Ox
<Makou> LOL!

*Aspect does this one just to see Wave's reaction, picking up a Vegeta keychain.. :P
<Wave> -_-
*Aspect grabs a_Vegeta_Keychain by the wrist and flings it skyward, "MAYBE YOU WON'T BE SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT... IN THE NEXT DIMENSION!" He leans back somewhat, fists clenched... he charges a veeeeery large blast, which effectively explodes into a giant fireball, then dies down into dust.
*Aspect hides.
<Wave> O_O

<Natdog> When Kame Sennin bursts out of the bathroom, his left knee is uncovered in the Japanese version, it is covered in the english one. This is almost as wierd as the last one. Do they think kids are going to go insane and kill each other IF THEY SEE AN OLD MAN'S KNEE?? He is more than adequately covered up in the area that matters, there is absolutely no reason why this censor needs to exist.
<Judith> haha
*Natdog is posting this guys commentaries about the DBZ Censorship :P
<Starwolf> Erm?
<Starwolf> Oh =P
<Judith> KNEES HAVE SOME STRANGE AND KINKY SEXUAL CONTENT!

<Natdog> Vegeta: "Too bad it's Sunday, those buildings would have been full tomorrow."
<Natdog> This was the first line used to lure the audience into believing that the city Nappa is about to destroy is utterly and totally abandoned. Of course, no sane person would believe this, but FUNimation doesn't expect people to be sane.
<Natdog> How the hell does Vegeta know what day it is or what a day is? :P
<Judith> hehehe
<Judith> He wouldn't :P
<Judith> Unless...
<Judith> MIRACULOUSLY all the places in the universe use the same scheduling as us! FEAR!
<Natdog> AAAAAHH!!!
<Natdog> Freaky, man!!!

* Judith dumps A&W on Sw. :P
<Starwolf> AHHH!!!
<Starwolf> DOOT YOU!!
*Starwolf coats Judy in honey and skittles >=D
*Judith happily gnaws on her arm. :P

*Starwolf calculates that around a third or more of the quotes on her page are from Judy =P
<Judith> Woohoo! I feel so... so... quotable... uh... damn. :P

*Aspect grabs the sword back and streaks off into the sunset.. and rips a hole in the cardboard.

<Enker> g'night Zlad9ad2354pfft
<Makou> O_O
<Makou> ENKER!
*Aspect leaps to the air, "NIMBUS, LET'S GO!" A small cloud zooms from nowhere, landing under Aspect! He tips a small salute and rides the cloud, like a skateboard, away.
<Makou> Do you have ANY idea how mad that's gonna make Asp!?
***Aspect is now known as AspAFK
<Enker> no, not really
<Makou> Kintoun, damn you! >:P
*AspAFK A) points at his away, B) flips off Mak :P
*Enker cackles
*Makou snaps off Asp's finger as he flies away :P
*AspAFK regrows his finger and skips off, singing "I Love Mr. Piccolo".
<Makou> o_o
*Makou shoves Asp's former finger up Asp's nose

<Cosmo> Asp, I love you! Like the hot steamy summers in the Amazon! My undying love for you has made me dizzy! I'll never forget you Jordan!
*Starwolf doubles over laughing
*Ryzopaus spits out his clam chowder
<Akaiya> Ah, man. *turns to Jord* How many times have I told you.... :PPP
<Akaiya> Am I not good enough for you? Do you want new experiences?! Geez, there's Red.. and Mak... and Cos too?!
<Akaiya> (I'm hyper :PP )

*Aspect takes Mak into his arms and asks him to be his sweet-lovin' mistress, screams, runs, and boils himself in sterilizer.
*Judith almost chokes on a tic-tac
<Starwolf> o_Ox
*Starwolf falls over!
*Makou SHOVES A GOD DAMN NUKE DOWN ASPECT'S THROAT

<Judith> 'pric Altaire Because. :P
<Judith> Damn I hate my kb.
<Starwolf> Pric Altaire because? =P
<Makou> LOL!
<Starwolf> Altaire is a prick because?
<Judith> Ergonomic kbs are just so... annoying. :P
<Judith> because he is. ;P
<Judith> anyhow :P

<Makou> Ergonomic KBs piss me off :P
<Silvermoon> o_o
* Silvermoon dies laughing
<Makou> I like hurting my wrists! >:P
<Aspect> HEY! Gimmie a Wave KB anytime! :P
<Judith> Ergonomics are good for my wrists 'cos it's a bit more of a relaxing pose for them, but jeeez. :P
<Makou> And one day, when I have arthritis (sp?), I'll wonder why...
<Aspect> Less crowded.
<Enker> Makou is a sadomasochist!
<Makou> Wave KB? What the hell?
<Judith> .priv Altaire I SAID NO, GOD DAMN IT
<Judith> bloody hell
<Judith> Well, shoot, at least he still saw it
<Starwolf> Well, on a down side, so did everyone else =P
<Judith> Sw: True. :P
<Starwolf> Judy: =P
<Judith> But noone else knows what me and him are talking about, even though they're all prolly getting bad ideas by now :P
*Starwolf rather have her nice, wrist detroying straight kb =P
<Judith> ./priv Altaire I don't care if you said "please," I still say no. >:P
*Judith screams

*Judith patriotically marches in, throws a bra to the floor with bravado, and screams, "BOOOORN FREEEEEEE!"
*Judith squeaks and runs back out.

<Aspect> Well, I'm male and irrational and sick, so SCREW THAT! :P

*Noble_Knight is now known as Moble_Knight
<Moble_Knight> Err...oops. o_O
<Clarkham> Moble Knight?
<Clarkham> *DOUBLES OVER LAUGHING*
*Moble_Knight is now known as Koble_Night
*Koble_Night falls over and dies
*You are now known as Moble_Night
*Koble_Night cries
<Moble_Night> ((*innocent hum*))
<Koble_Night> *sniff*
<Moble_Night> Quooooted!
<Koble_Night> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

<Noble_Knight> Done!
<Starwolf> World: yay
* Noble_Knight gives the world the almighty one finger salute. >:P
<Starwolf> QUOTED!
<Noble_Knight> Yay... :P

<Aspect> "O tsugi wa koitsu da-- Final Kamehameha!" *dives for cover*
<Makou> "Here's my Sunday best... Proton Cannon!" *duck*
<Aspect> Mine's better :P
<Makou> Mine's in English. :P
<Judith> Oh, stop with the penis envy, you two. :P
* Judith hides for dear life :PP
Aspect tackles Judy :P
Makou bashes Judy with said Proton Cannon (the damn thing's huge, too)
<Starwolf> You know what they say about people with huge weapons...
* Judith eeps at Jord and dies because of Mak. :P
<Aspect> That would make alot of anime chars have small thangamaboos if they all live under that rule :P
<Starwolf> Who knows?
<Aspect> Whoo, if the law applies to direct proportions, that would mean Sephiroth is *ahem* ... :P
Aspect resurrects Judy via Jolteon :P
Makou kills Aspect via Vaporeon. :P
<NeonTiger> O_O
<Starwolf> Ahh!! SEPHY'S A GIRL!!!
<Judith> Ya--er, ack!
<Enker> woah
<Enker> .....Cloud.....umm........ o_o

*** Noble_Knight has quit IRC ((Kovu)"*slashes the intruder who promptly drops* Don't worry...I hit you with the back side-- *blinks at his sword and winces* --oh, sorry...this is a double-edged sword...")

<Lurker> ever wonder why Superman can deflect bullets off his body, but ducks when they throw the gun at him?
<Starwolf> it has more terminal velocity?
<Natdog> That's becuase those guns are dangerous :P
<Natdog> They could put an eye out or something :P
<Lurker> but a bullet couldent those things?
<Starwolf> So can bullets, but he never thought of that did he?
<Natdog> :P
<Natdog> Then throw the bullets at him :P

* NeonTiger leaps in
<Judith> AAAH!@
<NeonTiger> BOOOOGIDEY!
<Meia> WEAR CLOTHES, NEON!
<Judith> Eek
* Meia hides her virgin eyes
<Judith> Mental image I didn't need :P
<NeonTiger> O_O
* NeonTiger beats everyone
* Judith enjoys it?
<NeonTiger> o_o
* Meia chokes on her glass of cold water IRL
<NeonTiger> " Spank me! I've been baaad!"
* NeonTiger hides
<Meia> Is that an offer?
<NeonTiger> NO!

<Aspect> "If you retarded brown-uniformed idiots don't understand the concept of "SHIP TO", then (this was italicized here) GET OUT OF THE BUSINESS!! The package was marked for three DAYS, not TWO WEEKS! If your company is going to be this insolent about people's packages, then I suggest you FIRE everyone in that damn place and hire someone that knows not to just LEAVE a house if there's no cars in the driveway!"
<Aspect> This is rather censored to the original version :P
<Star_Not_Here_Draw> Whats the orig? *quotes*
<Aspect> Every other word was (quite literally) "fuck", "asshole", or "shit"/"shithead".

<Lady_Wolfette> We're reminiscinh. ;)
<Lady_Wolfette> REMIONIGNIGN
<Lady_Wolfette> O_O;

<Lady_Wolfette> KIK!
<Lady_Wolfette> .....
* Lady_Wolfette dies
* Meia kiks LW
<Bluemoon> KIX are for TRIDS!
<Meia> QUOTED!
* Lady_Wolfette dies

<Aspect> "Hello. My name is Nephrite. I'm here from the negaverse to tell you one thing. As I stand here behind this podium, I am not wearing pants."

<Noble_Knight> *Chakram throws his...err...CHAKRAM at Star*
<Starwolf> Ooh, can I take that OOC?
<Noble_Knight> Chakram: .....
<Starwolf> I simply adore men with... big weapons
* Starwolf runs like the thousand bleeding hells
<Noble_Knight> Chakram: *goes to his winged Cerebres form and triple mauls Star*

* Artificial_Stupidity whacks LW over the head with her sketchbook, laughing like a maniac :>
<Lady_Wolfette> Aw, later Herm---*dies*
* Artificial_Stupidity tapdances on LW's dead body
* Lady_Wolfette sulks
<Artificial_Stupidity> You're dead :>
<Lady_Wolfette> I'M A TALENTED CORPSE! =P
<Artificial_Stupidity> QUOTED!

* AspAFK sets mode: +o Meia
<AspAFK> :P
<Meia> Hi :P
<AspAFK> HIIIIIII
<Meia> ...Hi :P
<AspAFK> Hi. :P
<Meia> Hi :P
<AspAFK> Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. :P

<Meia> No, actually, the mental image I always wanted was Zel stripdancing on atop of a pool table :P
<AspAFK> "AND HE FLAILS AROUND THE REAL HAMMERRRRRRRRRRRR OF JUUUUUUSTIIIIIIIICE!"

<Noble_Knight> You better. I'll give Chakram Ebola.
<Meia> Ebola?
<Noble_Knight> Horrible virus. Makes your skin blister up and bleed. Y'can't stop it, so you bleed to death.
<Meia> Ew
<Noble_Knight> Yep. "Eww" is right.
<Meia> YUck?
<Noble_Knight> Just about anything describes it. :P
<Meia> Filled with deilicious chocolatey goodness?
<Noble_Knight> Except that. :P

<Aspect> Okay, that's it, my mouse an' KB are officially fucked :P
<Sky_Away> Kinky.
<Judith> Whoa.
<Sky_Away> Sorry.
Aspect whips Star with his mouse cord :P
<Judith> Double whoa.
<Enker> daaaaaaaaamn!
Aspect gives Judy his keyboard to love :P
<Judith> Ooh, keyboard!
* Judith hugs the kb. :P
* Sky_Away enjoys it :P
<Aspect> "Perhaps she is just toying with us. Maybe Hexadecimal LIKES being tied up!" "I refuse to think."

<Makou> SPECIALLY EDUCATIONALLY SPEAKING
<Makou> If Asp doesn't calm down, I might have to throw him in the toilet
<Makou> SLASH, shithole
<Makou> SLASH, latrine hole
<Makou> SLASH, piss pot
<Makou> SLASH, shit sucker... :P
*** Enker changes topic to '<Aspect> I HAVE TO SUCK DOWN THAT FUCKING CREST BULL CRAP THAT TASTES LIKE A MINT TREE SHIT IN A BUCKET OF UNICORN FARTS AND MAKES IT SMELL LIKE GODDAMN SPRINGTIME!'
<Sky-chan> Don't forger privy :> Thats why the all it der Privy council, y`know :>
<Makou> *choke*

<Meia> Who cares if you're a 3rd degree mage of the sweet fanny adams? It all boils down to you, pie, and face :P

<Aspect> "Y'see, I don't believe in Y2k." "You don't?" "Nope. I mean, HELL! I'm Jewish! For us, it's the year five-thousand-fuckin'-sixty-seven or something!"

<Daimera> I remember being in a Java chat, when some idiot ran in screming, "OW OW, I BURNED MY DINGER!! THIRD DESGREE BURNS!!!"
<Daimera> And my friend SCREAMED..
<Daimera> And the guy yelped, "I mean FINGER!!!"

<Laine> i crack up everytime i hear someone says a coconut is a big hairy fruit on the tree >D
<Aspect> No, a coconut is a big hairy NUT on a tree :P
<Judith> a big hairy nut hanging from a woo--*gets clocked with a coconut and falls over*
<Aspect> --den pole
* Judith rubs the side of her head and nods. "Yeah, what he finished." :P
<Meia> Keep your sick fantasies to yourself, Asp :P

<Meia> T`is time to play "Guess the M in M. Bison."
<Meia> Meia? Moogle? Mrrp? :P
<Judith> Mrrp!
<Noble_Knight> "Motherf---er"? *hides*
<Makou> No, no, no, and it fits, but no.
<Makou> Neon> I found out what the 'M' in M.Bison's name stands for. :P
<NeonTiger> Madamouiselle

<Makou> I've got news for you. People call Morrigan a slut, but there are other female characters who wear even less than her... :P
<Meia> *koffkoffJennykoff*
<Noble_Knight> Which, I still believe, is nearly impossible :P
<Makou> Take a quick look at Felicia... :P
<Makou> SHE wears less than Morrigan, and I think she also has... more up top. *duck*
<Meia> ECCHI!
<Judith > "Mrrrow."
<Noble_Knight> *DK slaps Mak. "HEY!"*

<Noble_Knight> DK: YOU CAN'T DODGE A BULLET IN YOUR MOUTH!!
<Meia> ...FIIiiiine *dies* :P :P
<Noble_Knight> DK: Thank you. :P

<Noble_Knight> >:P
<Storwalf> *tugs*
<Noble_Knight> *bites Star*
<Storwalf> Bite me. Oh wait, you already have.

* Aspect [aspect9@dialup246-80.telenet.net] has joined #elw_dimension
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Aspect
<Meia> My love!
<Aspect> My darling!
<Dynamo> Asp is not my love but he is my sex object.
<Aspect> It's good to have a function in life.
<Meia> Yes, yes, it is.
<Dynamo> yes
<Dynamo> Now say Horse Fucker!
<Aspect> Horse Fucke-*bzzt* OW!
<NeonTiger> o.o
<NeonTiger> ;.;
<NeonTiger> Red and Meia both get Aspect ;.;
<NeonTiger> What is Aspect to ME?
<Meia> He is your bran muffin.

<NeonTiger> He's my sexual bran muffin.
<NeonTiger> I eat him with orange juice and cereal.
* Lumina SPUTTERS
<Aspect> THE OAT BRAN CHAFFES ME, DAMMIT

<Aspect> Oh my, I certainly overcooked this.
<Meia> What tipped you off? The melted aluminium foil, or the fact that it's on fire?
<Aspect> The fact I need the Mugenjin Butterknife (aka, the Shishiomatic 2000) to even dent the hull of the beast
<Meia> Use the sword or something.
<Meia> "It's ketchup. No, /really/, it's ketchup."
<Aspect> Hehehehehehe
<Aspect> "Look! It's Hitokiri Calizonesai!"
<Meia> "They say his skill in those deadly arts surpass any other..."
<Aspect> "Watch out for his Hiten Sporksurugi-Ryu!"
<Meia> "They say he managed to impale the pizza of the Shinsengumi with one blow..."
<Aspect> "His technique is second-to-none, even against the Spaghettitotsu!
<Meia> *snrk*

<Makou> NES... 30 games... $22... X_X
* Aspect 's foot cocks back and reflexively kicks Mak squa' in the nuts.
<Meia> Should I be sympathetic, or amused?
<Makou> . o O {Both might be good}
* Meia laughs hysterically and gives Mak an icepack.

<Aspect> I tell you, it would've ruled if at one point, Kenshin got so pissed off, he screams, "FUCK THE SUCCESSION TECHNIQUE!" and kicks Shishio in the nuts
<Aspect> Like, Enishi gets all up in his face, Kenshin just lifts his knee really fast <Aspect> "Hiten Mitsurugi-Ryuu, KNEE-YOUR-BALLS-UP-TO-YOUR-THROAT-SEN!"

<Aspect> Star, I never knew you wanted me THAT badly
<Meia> Asp: Doesn't everyone, you hunk of manliness?
<Aspect> But alas, these... perfectly pumped pecs are not for you
<Meia> Ah, I sigh in disappointment at a conquest unattainable.
<Meia> *tears stream from perfect, blue, glowing orbs, dissolving into shoujo sparkles as they hit the air* My love is doomed to remain forever unrequited...
<NeonTiger> ... *watches, eating popcorn*
* Aspect turns around with the moonlight and coastline in sight as he stands on the boardwalk. Wait, when the fuck did a pub get a boardwalk next to the coastline?
<Aspect> My quest to free the world from the political bonds is not complete...
<Aspect> But when it is, my dear, then perhaps... perhaps......
<Meia> Oh! *clasps her hands to her bosom, staring starrily at Asp* I shall wait for you until the seas of time break their bonds, until stars lose their shine, until...
<Aspect> ... until... that day...
* NeonTiger throws popcorn at Asp.
<Meia> Farewell, my only love!
* Aspect deftly turns and leaps to the air, vanishing from sight as the popcorn narrowly misses
<Aspect> But alas, my mission is neverending
<Meia> I shall wait an eternity, if needs be.
* Aspect holds a rose as the screen fades to black and the credits roll

<Aspect> I CHEW YOUR SEVENTEENTH BRAIN CELL TO THE LEFT OF THE MOTORCYCLE ENGINE!
<Meia> WATCH OUT FOR MY SEXY CALF ATTACK!
<Aspect> MY STICK OF CHEERIO U-RIN-E WILL EAT YOUR BUTTOCKS AS YOU FEAST UPON PLASTIC WHEAT!
<Meia> MAY YOUR NOSE DEVELOP A LARGE BOIL AND FALL OFF!
<Aspect> A PIMPLE WILL FORM ON YOUR FOREHEAD, AND TO THAT A LARGE SHARD OF GLASS WILL IMPALE YOUR PANCREAS!
* NeonTiger whispers to Meia
<Meia> MAY YOU BECOME FIRESTORM'S FATHER-IN-LAW!
* Aspect points at Neon and Meia.
<Aspect> You are in the wrong!
<Aspect> Therefore, you will both die!
* Aspect is shot in the back of the head, his face exploding in a bloody spray, his corpse landing on the ground in two short thumps.
<Aspect> *sakura swirl around the scene as the inexplicable wind blows*

<Meia> Oh, my love... :P
* Aspect , so far away, fighting the evil, pauses for a moment to have a dramatic thought
* Meia swoons against a pearly pink background. Inexplicably, roses drift across the screen, as her hair gently blows the OTHER WAY...
* Aspect lunges through the air, clad in armor much like a medievil knight, and vanquishes the last of a slew of monster demons
* Meia stares poignantly at the moon far above and sighs deeply.
* Aspect stands atop a sand dune, his glistening armor stained with blood, looking worn and battle-ragged
<Meia> *A profile of Meia's face, curiously transparent, superimposes itself over a side of the bloodsoaked scene*
* Aspect looks out over the sands and stars, "Soon, my love, soon I shall return home..."
<Meia> *A tear trails slowly down an alabaster white face, bathed in the moonlight* Ah, my only beloved...
* Aspect looks up to the moonlight as well, his slate-blue eyes shining. "... so far away... none will stand in my way..."
* Meia heaves a deep sigh, incidentally exposing a great deal of cleavage. "...I shall wait until you return, be it a year, or a hundred..."

<Meia> I wanna streak my hair... BLUE!
<Aspect> My hair's gonna be blue by the end of college
<Aspect> Not a streak of it-- all of it
<Laine> sis>let's streak together
<Aspect> Laine> Can I streak with you? :D
<Meia> PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON, ASP
<Aspect> Why, don't you like my SD Sephiroth boxer shorts? ;_;
* Laine shoves some cute little hamsters into aspects pants

<Aspect> AAAAAAAAAAH
* Aspect runs out of the room.
<NeonTiger> You know.
<NeonTiger> He's pretending.
<NeonTiger> He really did like that.
<NeonTiger> :P
<Meia> I guess you'd know, NT :P
<NeonTiger> I would?
<NeonTiger> o.O
* Aspect trots back in and shoves a pre-licked popsicle stick down the back of Lainey's shirt
* Laine counters with evil skwerls
* Aspect counters with drooling fanboys
* Laine jams the poison ivy down the SD seph boxers XP
* Laine runs like heLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
* Aspect walks very carefully and dips Laine in a vat of pocky chocolate
<Aspect> Just like chocolate-covered grasshoppers!
* Laine eats her chocolate and looks at aspect jumping around the room grabbbing his crotch

<Aspect> I have a demon! I feel sexy!
* Makou kicks Asp's "demon"

<Meia> I never knew you *cared*, Asp!
<Aspect> But... my darling!
<Meia> Oh, my love!
<Aspect> I rushed from faraway lands, and escaped the troubles of war...
<Aspect> ... to be ... with you...
<Meia> I have waited, and... you have returned!
<Magnum> o_o
<Magnum> *GAG*
<Meia> Do not scoff at our true, pure love!
<Aspect> She does not recognize the true power... of love and peace.
* Magnum DIES
<Meia> And until her heart abandons the worldly sins of hate and anger....
<Aspect> ... she won't know the way...
<Meia> ...nor the power which hides within her...
* Magnum is now known as Carina
* Carina pauses, then gets on a crack fix.

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