* Meia' s family name is Ho. Nothing wrong with being a Ho, I come from a long and distinguished line of Ho's...
<RyanP> Meia: It's almost as distinguished as being part of the Schitt family.
<Meia> RP: Nothing wrong with being a Schitt...
* RyanP changes topic to "<Meia> RP: Nothing wrong with being a Schitt..."

* SolidSnake flashes Tiger.
<Tiger> o.o
<SolidSnake> With the mouse.

<AmandaBerman> o/~ I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero, I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come and go, and all that awful facial hair and yucky machismo... Ohhhhhh, I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero! o/~

<Paul> Home of the Hello Kitty Tarrot Card set!
<Meia> ...The cute and the satanic in one nice package.
<Paul> Tarrot cards aren't satanic...
<Meia> Paul: Who says I was talking about the Tarot cards? :P

<Mikachu> Misty sucked in her breath as a splash of the freezing-molten liquid struck her in the forearm and immediately her skin began hardening to ice. It was only from hard thought and desperation that allowed her to gather enough Water energy in her body to melt it back to normal.
<Alicia> Water... melts...
<Alicia> PHYSICS? Hello, PHYSICS?!
<JFelix> My brain hurts
<Ben-San> Erm.. maybe it was really hot water energy.
<Alicia> Then how was Misty throwing ice blades around three chapters ago?!!
<Ben-San> Ali: It was boiling-hot ice, of course. ^_^

<Ben-San> But we shouldn't be too hard on him. Why, I remember my youthful days at the frozen volcano, watching the half-naked lava skaters catfight for no adequately explained reason while I munched on gherkins dipped in hoisin sauce. Ah, those were the days.
<Ben-San> Of course, then things cleared up and I found myself in Budapest with no pants.

<Alicia> Dammit, Ace beat me to the Naked Ice-Skate combat scene that all dark Pokemon fanfics must have!
<Alicia> And I had this great final battle between Gary and Dario planned, where they were buckassnaked save for miniskirts and shooting at each other...

* Meia has one nagging question about Evangelion, though
<AmandaBerman> Mei: If it's about the ending...
<Meia> Nono.
<Meia> Is Kaworu gay?
* Stormy_ chokes on her water
<AmandaBerman> Uhm...
<Jeff> Kaworu....
<Jeff> ... just really, really liked Shinji. ^^;
<AmandaBerman> I think... well, Kaoru uh...
<AmandaBerman> Methinks Kaoru was probably bi... *shrug*
<Alicia> The anime leaves it ambiguous.
<Alicia> It's as plausible for Kaworu to be gay as it is for him to be anything else.
<AmandaBerman> "An angel cannot make love! An angel IS love!"

<R-U-Sirius> I will *not* go soft.
<Spider> Damn, I'm good

<Kojiro> I'm neurotic, psychotic, demi-demonic, delicious, malicious and malnutritious. And, in my personal opinion, I LOVE it!

<MaikId> I am! *pose*
<MaikId> A man! *pose*
<DamienK> Mike: No you're not

* Spider has the shin-kicking strength of a thousand strong men!
<Newaz> Spider: A thousand strong men with no legs, you mean. :P

<Ben-San> ..holy shit, this guy's .sig has a quote from UF in it. o_O
<Rotty> What's the quote?
<Ben-San> How much of a metagorp do you have to be to put the philosophical pontifications of Neo-Ben-Hutchins in your .sig? >_<
<Ben-San> Ben talking about how he can't accept the idea of a universe without justice, because then there's no point to anything.
<Ben-San> Which, admittedly, is one of the better parts of UF to use for your .sig. But that's like saying that the toe is one of the better parts of your body to develop a cancer in.

<Alicia> The raging passion of that kiss, bearing with the stress and pressure of the sorrows of unending poverty, threatened to consume the both of them in terrible, shattering firestorm of desire. The glorious feeling proved too much for Kyla's frayed nerves as she felt Meura's tongue slowly part her ruby red lips and delicately caress the silken, secret interiors of her mouth. The world finally spun away, and all became darkness.
<Alicia> Now, we'll cut to Kyla waking up strapped down to Meura's operating table, as the doctor is ready to operate with her wide variety of sex toys! >:D

<Jeff> ( Another full-page shot. We see A.J. staring at us, looking as pure as the fallen white snow before kids pee in it. His eyes--which are slim, narrow, and six degrees of eyelash heaven--are streaming tears which dissolve into sparklesas they hit the air. His nose is lithe, and oddly opaque. His genitalia are missing, despite the pic having a full crotch shot amidst the bouquets offlowers lining the edge of the panels. )
<Jeff> A.J.: I can never hurt you... DARIO... for I am innocent... and pure...

<Alicia> Well, besides, we haven't thoroughly parodied yaoi doujins until we have the Bizarre OOC Rape Story, the Bizarre OOC Shoujo-Sparkle-Ridden LUVLUV hot Romance Between Two Characters Who Would Never Touch Each Other, and our beloved Bitch-Chan... The Inexplicable, Horribly Wrong Pile-Up.
* Meia snrks her coffee

* Ben-San waits to be lain on in a church by a hot naked woman.
* Jeff lies on Ben. Naked.
<Ben-San> ..not quite what I was hoping for, but beggars can't be choosers. C'mere, cinnamon-rump.

<Shelby> Meia... where've I seen that nick?
<Meia> Shelb: On the 60 billion double dollar wanted bill. But let's ignore that for now, shall we..?
<Shelby> Meia: ... so, it's you!
* Shelby whips out a large-caliber weapon and chases Meia around!
<Meia> meep/
* Christian draws a large katana and passes by Shelby... cutting off his pants with a single blow.
<Shelby> ... Flash, you dink. At least warn me when you do that so I can put underwear on. ^^;;

* Maikeru kicks Iceman's ass. "YOU FUCKING PILE OF SUCK COVERED IN SUCK JUICE AND SERVED WITH A SIDE ORDER OF SUCK!"

<Shelby> Bask in the might of the flat-chested frog femme fighting machine!

* Aaron hands Alicia Matt dressed in a large red bow hidden in a giant cake.
<Alicia> ... Jamie, you should've gotten him in here *after* you baked the cake.

<Reisha> JF: .......WHAT was that guy on?
<JFelix> Reisha: the singer? on nothing. he's just the world's angstiest midget ^_^
<Reisha> JF: He sounds as though he's trying to sing through slobber.
<JFelix> Reisha: nah. he's merly choking himself while screaming in japanese.
<RyanP> JF: ... LOL!!!
<Reisha> *keels over*

<Kaoru> ...Weiss-chan dancing with Schwartz.
<Meia> ...Hehehehehehehehehehe.
<AmandaBerman> Oh, and I've actually seen some WK now, so I know how very wrong this is ^^ furtherso
<Kaoru> <Aya-chan> So, Mister Crawford, tell me everything about your employer, Mister Takatori...mmm...*press* <Crawford> ...

<Akodo> * Kenji yipes, and hangs on for dear life, his proud Ctarl-Ctarl heritage the only thing keeping him from creaming like a little girl.
<SupremeRuler> Creaming like a little girl... damn JR, that took effort.
<Jonah> You know, you people are rising on my hit list. :P

<Suzume> Dammit, I refuse to let Ben be fruitier than I am.
<Suzume> If anyone is the crossdressing transgender prancing fanperson of indeterminate sexual orientation around here, it's *me*.
<SupremeRuler> Since when have we been having a fruity contest?

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