* J-san dances!
<Meia> O.ox
<J-san> what are you surprised about, eh?
<J-san> I'm old, but I'm not dead!
<Meia> You are also not wearing any pants

*** Waaputikon is now known as Zelgadisu
*** Zelgadisu is now known as Zerugadisu
*** Zelgadis_Greywers is now known as Zelgadis_Greywords
*** Zelgadis_Greywords is now known as Zerugadisu_Gureiwaazu
<Rekka-no-Ryuuji> disu? :P
<Zerugadisu_Gureiwaazu> what? :P
*** DaBrain is now known as Zelgadis_Greyhairs
*** Sky-chan is now known as Zelgadis_Purplehair
*** Zerugadisu_Gureiwaazu is now known as Zelgadis_Graywers
<Zelgadis_Purplehair> Its purple, not grey =PPP
*** Permanantly_Cursed is now known as Zelgadis_Fushiahair
<Zelgadis_Purplehair> What color is Fushia?
*** Zelgadis_Graywers is now known as Sherra
<Zelgadis_Fushiahair> purple :P
<Sherra> it's Fuscia. :P
<Sherra> and it's more red :P
<Zelgadis_Fushiahair> I don't care :p
<Zelgadis_Greyhairs> It doesn't :P
<Zelgadis_Purplehair> Well, what color is that?
* Zelgadis_Fushiahair will NOT be a walking dictionary dammit :P
* Zelgadis_Purplehair forces Zelgadis_Fushiahair to define Fushia
*** Zelgadis_Fushiahair is now known as Zelgadis_LightViolethair
<Zelgadis_LightViolethair> :P

*** Jinnai` [Danaki@p59.amax1.dialup.lit1.flash.net] has joined #anime4ever
*** Jinnai` is now known as Jinnai
<Backlash> good lord Dave, where have you been hiding?
<Backlash> long time, no see
<Jinnai> heyhey Backlash. ditto
<Omega_Red> where ever it was Dave..go back hiding :P
<Backlash> *sniff* I bet you already forgotten my name.
<Jinnai> No I haven't it's Snorfel right?
* Backlash falls over
<Backlash> night Dave
<Backlash> I don't know whether to laugh or cry....
<Omega_Red> and Dave...his name is Jamal...right?

<Crysta-Shard> Adam is 3 times the man tenchi is
<Crysta-Shard> no 15 times
<Wildfire> if I remember correctly 15 x 0 = 0

<Kawaii_Cabbit[BOTF]> Sky-chan: am I now your son or what? u said I got a sex change :P
<Sky-chan> Kawaii: But if you're a guy, and you go t a sex change, doesnt that make you my daughter? :P
* Kawaii_Cabbit[BOTF] huggles her mom
<Kawaii_Cabbit[BOTF]> now im a female
<Sky-chan> Yeah, I think so :P
<Kawaii_Cabbit[BOTF]> hey, what are these things n my chest?
<Kawaii_Cabbit[BOTF]> they're pretty bouncy :P
* Dreamrose falls over
<Kawaii_Cabbit[BOTF]> hehehehe
<Sky-chan> They're rabbits, dear :P
<Kawaii_Cabbit[BOTF]> oh ok
<Kawaii_Cabbit[BOTF]> Im a female cabbit with 2 rabbits stuck to my chest. how weird can ya get
* Kawaii_Cabbit[BOTF] goes to ontario and wanders around topless, showing off her rabbits :P

* CuddleGirl cracks ^Ramza^'s nuts :P
* ^Ramza^ has balls of steel >PPPP
<CuddleGirl> now they're disks of steel :P

* Bishamon sits there unmolested for once
* Paula-chan molests Dave :P
<Bishamon> ;-;
<Tenchi-Muyo> damn... beat me to it
<Bishamon> @@
<Kris-kun> PaulA!! HOw many times must I tell you NOT to molest ppl in public?!-
<Paula-chan> Sowwwwy Kris :P
* Paula-chan molests Kris in private :P

<Maisonticon[89]> you know, Yuusaku Godai is a pretty bad name to have :P
<Yusaku_Godai> I know, I know.:p
<Maisonticon[89]> I mean, say it fast. sounds like "you suck. go die."

* Hiei nearly fell off, the first time, but she was wearing platform boots so :P
<Hiei> i stepped on a little kid instead ;P
<RiceaTony> haha
<Meia> Causing massive internal bleeding?
<Hiei> nah, sprained finger :P
<RiceaTony> While giving the kid a tramatizing event to look at for the rest of his life :P
<Hiei> shh :P
<Hiei> "I hate dancing...i remember, as a kid, i got stepped on at a raver arcade game"
<Hiei> :P
<RiceaTony> "She...she just came out of nowhere...the...the flare pants..I'll...never forget them...and oh God..the shoes..those big freakin' shoes"

* Nene fives spelling lessons to #anime4ever
* Nene gives spelling lessons to #anime4ever

* Rekka dunks paula in pool >:P
<PsychoGirl> Adam's making me all wet again :PP
<Sky_Away_FF8> ...O_ox
* Rekka flumples and freezes the pool with her in it >:P
* Omega_Red revives and saves Paula and gets frozen as he tosses her out of it x.x
<Sky_Away_FF8> Now he's making you hard?
<PsychoGirl> no
<PsychoGirl> he made Dave hard though :P

* Meia gives Achika the miracle wonderdrug!
<Meia> Viagra!
* Zel-Kun does the Energizer commercial
<Zel-Kun> Pink Viagra Bunny : Keeps going and going and going...

* Warpticon wonders why his cd-rom quit liking dicks altogether o.o
<RiceaTony> Lesbian CD-Rom :P
<Warpticon> it works, it'll open and close, but if you stick it in there, it just sits. :P
<RiceaTony> Chris...that sounds so bad with the typo you made :P
<RiceaTony> Need some Viagra?

<Zel-Kun> 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
<Zel-Kun> a) A myth
<Zel-Kun> b) An oxymoron
<Zel-Kun> c) A moron

<Sivus> gonna invite him back ^_^
<Sivus> wonder if he will come?
<Zel-Kun> Sivus: You sick minded pervert...
<Sivus> ...
<Mako-chan> lol!

<Sivus> you have nothing
<Zel-Kun> I have myself!
<Zel-Kun> And....
<Zel-Kun> My.....sexyness!
<Meia> you have nothing.

* Warpticon does a nadstand.
* Warpticon does a handstand, rather.

* Warpticon looks for his book o' dicks.
<Warpticon> disks :P

<RiceaTony2> But still, what if..I wanna run around nude, with Pikachu items tagged to my feet?

<Washuu> okay.. okay.. i'll stop, spoilsport :P
<Kuroi_Kenshin> more like spoilstupidbullshit :P

<Meia> Juri's coming out of the closet!
<Warpticon> long as she's not coming in the closet :P i think that's just paula, tho :P

<sllllllllut> no one who would lend me money has any at the moment!
<PlaygirlJaporoChris> hey, you're a slut, sell your body :P
<sllllllllut> i'm not a slut
<Meia> She's a sllllllllut :P

<Zel-Kun> I am not here, please leave a message
<Zel-Kun> Press 1 if you want money from me
<Zel-Kun> Press 2 if you want more money from me
<Zel-Kun> Press 3 to make out with me
<Zel-Kun> Press 4 to sleep with me <Zel-Kun> Note : #1 and #2 are unavailable at this moment
* Espera-chan steals ^ReBoX^'s keyboard and presses 3 on it
<Espera-chan> ^ReBoX^: 3!!!!
<Espera-chan> ^ReBoX^: 4!!!!
<^ReBoX^> ò.O¡
<Zel-Kun> ...
* Meia bloody keels over, screaming with laughter
* Zel-Kun looks at Rebox "Wanna do it?"
* ^ReBoX^ ...uhh...ok..
<Espera-chan> 0.0!!!
<Zel-Kun> Robox : Later tonight
<^ReBoX^> lol..sure thing
<Meia> *literally falls off her chair*

<Zel-Kun> After all that whacking, my meal is done!
<Zel-Kun> Errrr....
<Zel-Kun> Wait...
<Zel-Kun> That didn't come out right...

<Sylke> but i dun wanna be a duck ;-;
<Paula-chan> TOO BAD
<ashitaka> QUACK! QUACK! :P
<Meia> FYI, a duck is a male prostitute.
<Tenchi-Muyo> daf is a male prostitute!
<Paula-chan> even better!
<ashitaka> O_O
<Sylke> FIRST OF ALL
<Sylke> i'm not male :P

* Paula-chan ducks
<Tenchi-Muyo> why'd you just daf paula?
<Paula-chan> cause it's fun to do Daf!
<Paula-chan> :P
<Tenchi-Muyo> adam would know

<Paula-chan> you make pooping sounds when you roll around :P
<Paula-chan> er
<Paula-chan> popping

* Tenchi-Muyo throws away Meia's legs
* Meia kicks Paula with legs that aren't there :P
* Paula-chan feels pain that isn't there :P

<Lemonkiss> :\ My chest hurts
<Meia> Get off LK's chest, tenchi :P
* Tenchi-Muyo gets off on LK's chest

<`-chan> I AM APOSTROPHE-CHAN! HEAR ME `!

* Shinsen_Gummi thinks he'll pisconnect and try to get his old dick working.

<RiceaTony2> I will be the rouge non-married guy, who rides the wind and all those other tipical rouge things
<Meia> Uhm… Makeup Man?

* Kris-kun walks off to find a tall balcony
<Meia> Jump, Kris, jump! Jump, Kris, jump!
* ^Lynette^ marries kris :P
<Meia> Oh no... it's too late :P

<pen^2> Ack! Penis leaking!!! BRB!

* Backlash [~agony@cs313-92.spmodem.washington.edu] has joined #anime4ever
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Backlash
* Doomstars bows down to Backlash, who has power of ban and kick and thus be true, for I can yell out PikaCHU!
* Doomstars yells out "PikaCHU!"
<Meia> ...
<Backlash> .....
<Backlash> most definitely, the anti-drug campaign in the United States has failed.

<Zel-Kun> In the name of Justice! I shall...oh f*** it.
<Meia> Zel: In the name of justice, you will f*** it?.

<Backlash> Fuck MotherFUCKer.
* Sky-chan covers her virgin eyes and ears
<Backlash> virgin ears?
<Sky-chan> Back: >P Well yeah, I never stuck anything in them so THERE

* Tenchi-Muyo 's ears are sluts
<Sky-chan> Tenchi: Your whole *body* is sluts :P
<Tenchi-Muyo> my body is sluts? :P

*** Backlash is now known as Jason_Hates_most_of_You
*** Tenchi-Muyo is now known as Does-Jason_Hate_Me
<Sky-chan> Tenchi: everyone hates you :p
<Does-Jason_Hate_Me> thats cause my body is sluts

<Mousse> Warp was tested as a genius at high school.
<PsychoGirl> but he failed :p

* _bucky_ paints keyboard impressions on Pen^3's face...
<_bucky_> ...ahh nuts, your peak's in the way
<Pen^3> peak?
<_bucky_> errr... brain not functioning, whatever you call that yellow thing sticking out of your face that you peck fish to death with
<Meia> Pecker?

<Meia> But still not the fangirl fascination with malexmale material.
<Zelgadiss> Damnit..
<Zelgadiss> ...
<Zelgadiss> _bucky_: Let's fascinate her =P
<_bucky_> Zel: ... not today I have a headache :)

* Zelgadiss hands Espera-chan some tylenols for her headache
* Espera-chan has no headache
<Zelgadiss> AHA! Gotcha!
<Espera-chan> (BRB)
<Zelgadiss> Ack..
* Zelgadiss has learned
<Zelgadiss> Women either say they have a headache or "Brb"
<Meia> brb
<Zelgadiss> Damnit!

<Sivus> this isn't the american way
<Sivus> its the midievil way
<Sivus> someone fucks with you, you kill them
<Zelgadiss> Why would you kill someone who fucks you? o.o
<|puppet|> bad lay?

<CyberStrikeDuo> Zel is due for a perv comment soon.
<Lina_Inverse> yeah he is
<CyberStrikeDuo> 3
<CyberStrikeDuo> 2
<CyberStrikeDuo> 1
<CyberStrikeDuo> 0
<Zelgadiss> CyberStrikeDuo: Sleep with me!

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