<Ti`Grah> o/` Rockets and missiles and mortars and big guns. Bomblets and tripwires and nuclear big ones. Rattlesnake launchers and MGs and Stings. These are a few of my fav*BOOM*
<azhreia> rattlesnake launchers ? I imagine finding the ammo can be hell
<EquusDeus> killer: Because we're eleet hax0rs
<Ceravlin> Leet my ass ;P
<Targaff> ï åm ñðt åñÐ w ñê\/ê® ßê å £êêt hå×0® Ðåmmït!
<Targaff> Hi Morigeddi! We're talking about pr0n
<Morigeddi> about what? *blinking*
*SkySong falls over laughing
<SkySong> its a ten legged crustacean
*SkySong runs like hell
<RedXIII_> i have 2 questions to ask you, LC
<Lord_Cobalt> The answers are Plenty and Old enough
<RedXIII_> err
<RedXIII_> 1. What are you on, and 2. who's your supplier?
Jolith covers Red's mouth quickly...
<Lord_Cobalt> Sorry, Red ... That information is classified. :)
<Jolith> hush, child...*grin*.
<RedXIII_> heheh :)
<Pangea> LoCo, you're not going to make any ass-inine attempts are you?
<Lord_Cobalt> You offering, Pan? :)
<Pangea> Sure, but not to you ;>
<RedXIII_> Pang: to whom?
<RedXIII_> and i know not me, you're not my type
<Pangea> Red, s'none of your bizniz... :>
<RedXIII_> :)
<Pangea> You're also illegal :>
<Pangea> And I'm old enough to be your mother :>
<RedXIII_> thats never stopped me before :)
<RedXIII_> err
<RedXIII_> that was in remark to the illegal part
<Pangea> Yesterday's only Paiku post was:
<Pangea> The package proclaimed:
<Pangea> "Bigger Breasts!" Alas, it was
<Pangea> speaking of chicken...
<Ti`Grah> We have busy times. It all depends on time, what day of the week it is and which house the moon is in.
<Sky-chan> And whether its orange and made of cheese at that time, too
*azhreia sneaks over and moons tiggi's house
<Ti`Grah> Egads! What the hell was that???
<Vargus> Q-Files: Illiterate? Write today for free help. [yes, this was a real ad]
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<Carlton> But I must say, sleeping with my keyboard was a wonderful experience, and I do still respect her in the morning.
* DustBunnie pouts and sneezes...blowing a small cloud of dust and Carlton
* Raistlin would still like to know how you can blow dust ;P
* Carlton grins... Can I have a note to get me out of lectures tomorrow?
* Luthien passes Carlton a note
<Luthien> Please excuse Carlton from lectures today due to personal problems... his keyboard caught him getting blown by a bunnie and is treatening to leave him :)
<Cattywampus> A what sleeper?
<Lanie> A sit sleeper! ;)
<Lanie> This is a pillow that you blow up and attach around your waist with a ``security belt.'' The idea is, whenever you want to catch ``40 winks,'' you just put your head down on your Sit Sleeper, and when you're done napping, you wake up feeling refreshed and ready for extensive neck surgery.
*Esor will call the male Red Red, and the female Red `Red
<RedXIII_> and if i get a sex change? :)
*Derecho will say XIII
<Falcorth> Red: if you get a sex change, we'll laugh :P
*I_aaaaaaam_the_Walrus is now known as Esor
*Scattywampus is now known as I_aaam_the_Scat
*I_luuuv_the_Catty is now known as I_luuv_the_Catty
*You are now known as I_aaam_the_cat_loving_scat
*Esor is now known as The_Cat_loved_Scat_and_The_rat
*Funky_Munky is now known as I_aaam_the_Phat
*The_Cat_loved_Scat_and_The_rat is now known as The_Cat_and_the_rat_went_splat
*Esor is now known as I_aaam_the_Ratt
* I_aaam_the_Ratt is now known as I_aaam_the_Ratt-a-ta-tat
*I_aaam_the_Ratt-a-ta-tat is now known as I_aaam_the_Rat-a-tat-tat
<I_aaam_the_Scat> Life is too short not to let your britches down in front of the crowd sometimes. ;}
<lanie{C}> Ooo! Catty's gonna flash us! Whoo-hoo!
<I_aaam_the_Latte> I'm too short to let my britches down in front of the crowd, if you catch my drift.
<I_aaam_the_Scat> Lanie: Uhhhhh, no. ;P
<I_aaam_the_Scat> I_aaam: Which part of you is too short? =P
<I_aaam_the_Latte> Thats what the 'if you catch my drift' part was meant to intone :P
<I_aaam_the_Scat> Oh. ;}
<I_aaam_the_Latte> It would be too embarassing :P
<I_aaam_the_BATMA--T> your if you catch my drift is too short?
*I_aaam_the_Scat gets out a bulldozer for that drift.
<I_aaam_the_Latte> Heh.. wouldn't want to drop my pants and have the crowd lean forward and squint
<Pangea> May aulde web accounts be forgot, and ne'er brought to mind, I'd take an axe to xoom dot com, and make them all go blind...
* Jessica_de_Alkark sneaks a file in inside a airport meal
<Lythande> How can you distinguish that from the food?
<nome> Lythande: Files don't induce vomiting in many people.
* Lanie pesters Carl with age/sex/location/height/weight/eyes/shoe
size/hair color/marital status/fav color/occupation/income/sign/dreams
and aspirations/current temp/direction facing? ;)
* Carlton grins. 23/m/203 Hampden Rd, Nedlands, W.Australia/6'/dunno/hazel/dunno/brown/single/blue/tech
support/AU$26,000/Saggitarius/to one day get a life/around 28
Celsius/West.
<batty> Carlton: that's
a/s/ad/sub/st/h/x/e/x2/hr/ms/fc/j/sal/ss/wish/ltemp/wd
<Cattywampus> young/male/Livermore, CA, USA, Earth, Sol system/6'3"/not enough/2/large?/brown/single/BLACK!/diurnally challenged computational
electronics supervisor/plenty/Yield/many/comfortable?/East! ;P
<Lanie> Wouldn't you like to know? ;P/ Yes, please! / Somewhere in the
Tropics / Somewhere around 5'8" / Somewhere around none of your
business. ;P / Blue-grey / 8 1/2 to 9 / Brown with blonde! ;) / Green /
Umm. / Nada. / Cancer / To rule the world. / Haven't a clue. / North by
Northwest. ;)
<Lanie> There. ;P
<Lanie> Oh wait, I missed marital status.
<Lanie> That'll get confusing. ;)
<Cattywampus> Yeah, that _really_ desynched the whole sequence.
<Cattywampus> Marital status... green?!
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<Starwolf> yo
<azhreia> yo ?
<Starwolf> yo.
<azhreia> ghurt ?
<Derecho> ya
<Starwolf> nah
<Derecho> oh?
<Derecho> bah
<Starwolf> hah
<Ti`Grah> I suppose that if I could follow that conversation, it would be past time I checked into the ol' fourth floor.
* Carlton took viagra whilst standing on his head. Now his nose is two feet long.
* Capacitance_ wonders why they don't rename services.dal net to yoyo.dal.net ...
<Carlton> Cappy: Because that would imply that it comes back up when it goes down. :)
Capacitance_ 's brother suggests calling services just 'yo'...
<KitFox> In the beginning, there was nothing. God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!!" Then....... there was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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<Pangea> Actually, I like it ALL ways :>
<Reisha> ......I probably don't want to know.
<nome> Reisha: Bacon, she's talking about bacon.
<TazQ> Pangea: Do you like bacon on a bus? Do you like bacon without a fuss? Will you bacon with Max I am? Will you eat bacon from a can?
<EbonWolf> Oh yeah, and the record-setting comments like (from an female IrcOp) "I didn't have sex with _all_ of my admins... after all, one of them is female!" ;)
<azhreia> pan: yeah. somewhere in the world some woman gives birth every few milliseconds. we gotta find that woman and STOP HER!
* Targaff wonders whether saying "Targaff moves his fingers to more arctic regions" will sound bad
<Davros> Mei-I've shown the series to several people, and each time, when I get to the halfway point of the 24th episode, I pause it, turn to the person next to me, and say "Kaworu is NOT gay!"
<Carlton> A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer. And The Best Cold Beer is Vic.
<batty> A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, But I Just Drink To Get Pissed
<Eozarth> so if a forked tongue means you lie when you talk.... does a forked tail mean you lie when you f... nm
<Meia> Cap: Except for defenestrated, you can use that word anywhere :P
<nome> Cap: No, you should watch The Princess Bride. <-;
<Meia> "My name is Inigo Montaya. You killed my father. prepare to die."
<EbonWolf> "My name is Inigo Montaya. You killed my father. prepare to be defenestrated."?
<Capacitance> "My defenstrated is Inigo Montaya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"?
<Wyrm> Always.
<Wyrm> I am insatiable.
<Pangea> *perk*
<Pangea> Oh, food..
<batty> My plan of becoming a famous short fat bastard has almost succeeded. Except for the famous bit.
<Davros> Woo-hoo! I get to take Japanese Culture to fulfill a breadth requirement...
<quen> what, you need to be at least 65 centimetres wide to study japanese culture?
<Davros> que-yerp, that's the easy part...it's the depth requirement that gets difficult...
<quen> you have to be 6 feet under?
<batty> My value is Pie
<azhreia> pie R square ?
* azhreia thwaps herself. silly, pie R round. brownies R square
<Micca> "When Miaka and Tamahome are captured by the Imperial guards, Miaka uses gum to aid their escape. Why wouldn't this work?" *ducks*
<Lagos> Because Miaka would have to stop yelling "Tamahome!" every few seconds to take the gum out of her mouth.
* KiltFires should make a fruity-flavored cereal with pieces shaped like U and I and have a parrot mascot and call it Fruit Luips
* Allie_S doesn't ponder that. ;P
<KiltFires> Why? Luip is just as good spelling as Froot
<Allie_S> Kilt: Yeah, but at least I know *why* they spelled it Froot :P
<KiltFires> But with pieces shaped like U and I there's a reason to spell it Luip
<KiltFires> Wait a minute..my idea doesn't make sense...
<KiltFires> If the pieces are shaped like U and I then they wouldn't be luips
<KiltFires> Okay, the name of my new cereal is Fruit Uandis
<Davros> "1 > 2, for very large values of 1"
<Sev> <Yes, there was a 'yippie' movement in addition to the 'hippie' movement. :)>
<Yiphee> What did the yippies do, anyhow?
<Noitaroproc> They smoked pot at work.
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