* Dragonfly pixelates Zero
* Mooncalf selects DF and noise filters him!
* Shadow_Lover smudges DF
* Kei[insanelybusy] inverts everyone.
* Cloudy_Bear[BusyBusyBusy] introverts everyone else
* Shadow_Lover bevels everyone
* Cloudy_Bear[BusyBusyBusy] extrudes shadow
* Titann drops shadow on everyone
* Udderdude attacks with .. crappy alienskin fire plugin XP
* Mooncalf clicks the Undo button frantically. ;_;
* Shadow_Lover exports Cloudy
* Cloudy_Bear[BusyBusyBusy] transposes Kei (^.^)
* Kei[insanelybusy] JPG compresses Cloudy.
* Dragonfly using image resize on his trout
* Titann converts DF to line art

<MenTaLsaN> Kei: so, if a program tries to access a region of memory that the OS hasn't granted it, or in a way that the OS has not permitted it, or tried to do a specific action that the OS does not allow, the OS considers it an illegal operation and terminates the program
<Graeystone> Mental: You just decribed Windows.
<Graeystone> All of it.

<Jack> I remember the time in Zork2 I wanted to kick a bucket so I typed "kick the bucket" and then I died.
<Jack> In Quest for Glory I used lockpicks on my nose a lot
<Parina> I never did get into the QfG series
<Jack> Neither did I, but I sure loved putting lockpicks up my nose

* Dragonfly pulls out his doodle and battles Moon with it
<Meia> Oh yeah, baby. Show me your doodle.
* Mooncalf catches DF's doodle between her two NERF bats!
* Dragonfly tries to pull it out :o
* Mooncalf screams 'SLICE AND DICE SUPER TWO-FISTED ATTACK!'. After DF faints, she lets him go.
* Dragonfly faints
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* Dragonfly shows Shini his doodle
<Shinigami> ooo should you do that in public?
<Shinigami> yopu could get arrested
<Meia> But it's such a nice doodle.
<Dragonfly> Moon's been after it
<Mooncalf> Not for that little thing. It's not enough to qualify him for a felony!
<Dragonfly> ...
<Shinigami> lol
<Meia> You might have to lean forward and squint.
* Shinigami gets out a magnifying glass
* Shinigami watches DF's doodle get smaller as we all look
<Mooncalf> It's such a cute little thing! Kind of like a Pokedoodle or something...
<Shinigami> does it evolve into a bigger form, DF?

* Dragonfly lets Meia hold his doodle
* Meia crumples DF's doodle.
<Meia> Oops.
* Dragonfly collapses
<Mooncalf> Oh, darnit, someone broke DF again. Where's the superglue?
* Shinigami gets out the staple gun

* Shinigami sticks roses into DF
<Meia> Ouch.
<Mooncalf> Oochie.
<Mooncalf> Darnit, Shini, you forgot to take the thorns off again!
* Meia pulls them out and takes off the thorns, then puts them back in

<Winterhart> Yeah, he's a horny machine.
* Meia applies the horny remover
* Dragonfly puts it down his pants
<Winterhart> O.o;
* Winterhart removes DF's pants
* Meia gets into DF's pants

<Winterhart> Get your Willy outta my hair.

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<Keiiii> The problem is, you can't record yourself when you're in the shower ;)
<Meia> Yes you can.
<JProvost> ._.!?
<Keiiii> Nor can you perform a live in the shower.
<JProvost> O_O!?

<SirLemming> My sister got a Zidane figure yesterday. I was given the unpleasant duty of shoving his tail into his butt!
<Mooncalf> ...
<Meia> .......
<Kit-doodling> O_O?
* Mooncalf snickers madly.
<Meia> what the...
<SirLemming> The tail comes separate in the box, but it's SO hard to attach it. I guess the box was too small to have it readily attached, though
<Meia> ...oh, right...

* Meia dumps a bucket of shampoo on Tabs
<Tabris> ......o_o;
<Tabris> I appreciate the thought, but I'd rather not shampoo all over my clothes.
<Tabris> Hence why I usually take my clothes off before showering. XP
<Mooncalf> *gasp!* You pervert! You mean, you... you shower NAKED?

<DerekZ|SiCk> Kon!!!!!!!
<Dragonfly> Derek gets excited easily
<Meia> Some girls like that in a man.

* basilisk realises that she's finally done it
<basilisk> ...drawn a character that doesn't look like a totally different person every time :D
<Eibii> I hope you wore a con -- oh.

<Meia> English, and Valleyspeak. XD
<Mooncalf> Like, totally.
* Meia purifies Moonie's soul...
<Meia> With concentrated hydrochloric acid!
<Mooncalf> Like, ow and some junk! It, like, totally burns!
* Tabris twitches.
* Tabris reflexively defenestrates Moon. x_X;
<Mooncalf> Like, aieeeee!
* Mooncalf goes, like, splat and stuff.

<Tabris> Blah. XP
* Meia pierces Tabbleybun's tongue
<Tabris> AHCK! DUN DO THAT! O_O;
<Meia> Well, you stuck it out and everything--okay, okay...
* Meia unpierces Tabbsey's tongue and gives him a band-aid
<Tabris> 'rigatou. >_>;
* Eibii-chan un-pierces -- waaah! Meia! >:[
<Meia> Aww... sowwie
* Meia re-pierces Tabbsle's tongue

<Tim> anyone ever noticed that Therapist is The Rapist put together? =O
<Kuja> Tim, it was on SNL...
<Kuja> Celebrity Jeopardy!
<Kuja> "Alex, I'll take The Rapists for 100!" "... ... ... That's... Therapists."

<Tabophase> BTW, don't mind the nick, I'm merged with Exophase.

<Eibii> Hee, Lina's breasts are good.
* Eibii waves a sign that says, "Up with small anime breasts!" ... then looks at the sign and re-writes it. ^^;;;;

<vermilion> 3x3 eyes?
<Fushigi_Yugi_Prostitute> 3x3 men!
<FLCL_Love_Slave> 3X3 ShonenAis
<Fushigi_Yugi_Prostitute> 3x5 Porn Photo
<Dragonfly> 3x3 inches
<Fushigi_Yugi_Prostitute> DF: Wahahaha
<Tokyo_Babylon_Hooker> LOL! XD XD
<Dragonfly> damn short sword... XD
<Tokyo_Babylon_Hooker> XD XD
<Fushigi_Yugi_Prostitute> DF: It'd be square ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

<^Mercutio> Hm. It would be fun to undergo massive cosmetic surgery to cosplay as [spoiler] Kuja ^_^.
<Kouryuu> [spoiler] Kuja ^O^;;;;;
<Kouryuu> I should design Spoiler Kuja
<Meia> Does he come with his own censor bars?
* Kouryuu wonders how Spoiler version would look like (er, not like REAL spoiler version, of course)
<Mooncalf> He should be wearing a big t-shirt that says 'AERIS DIES'. XD

<dormando> and venus fly traps
<Essai> venus fly traps can't eat you <_<
<dormando> Sure they do.
<dormando> The one downstairs ate me last week
<Meia> Yes they can, I had one.
<Meia> It was a bloodthirsty thing.
<Essai> dur, okay.
<Meia> Killed my hamster, and nearly got the cat, before I stopped it.
<Essai> poor hamster.
<Meia> Yeah.
<Lorelai> Meia: WTF!?!?!
<Lorelai> really?? O_O
<Meia> Lore: Er, no. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;x

<Winter[MustDoProject]> According to this article, city dwellers are "62% more likely to die than people who live in more rural areas" O_o
<Meia> Winter: ...Er, aren't 100% of all people likely to die?
<JProvost[cg]> But... the city dwellers die 62% BETTER!
<Ed> I dunno, apparently city dwellers are 62% less likely to become immortal.

<Annie[doodle]> There's a firetruck down the street, and then all sorts of cops around with flashlights.
<Annie[doodle]> What the heck is going on here??
<Meia> Annie: Shootout.
<Kataclysm> Annie: Someone's dead.
<Diamond> A cat must be stuck in the tree.

<Meia> But as Alison of DoS said... "How about a Kamui/Subaru lemon where they exchange... THE EYEBALL?"
* Dragonfly drinks the eyeball
<Cerine> "here, have an eyeball, just pop open the top and drink!"
* Dragonfly then has sex with Kamui
* Meia writes a fanfic about Diffness having sex with Kamui
<Meia> Where they exchange... THE EYE.

<dormando> it's crap-tacular!
<Kathy> dor: Is that the title? ^^;
<dormando> almost
<lea> I want to plya a game called Craptacular
<lea> I'd pay money for that!
<dormando> lea; poof. you're a game named craptacular, have a controller.
* lea plays with herself

<dormando> I almost made a gameboy color game named "a blob thing"
<dormando> I named it because the only sprite graphics I could make were blobs.

<dormando> If he comes back again, I'm going to ban all of germany for a little while :P
<JayP> does that mean Niko won't be able to come?
<JayP> oops... nevermind what I just said

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