aaku // sleep is blue and square

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<Alixiea> Drop the brackets until we decide on where this is going.
<Jinbaka> ahhhh
<Jinbaka> that feels better
<Ukiko> So unrestricting
<Kuragaki> *does not comment*
<Alixiea> I just said the brackets! Don't drop anything else!!

* Ukiko passes out
<Ukiko> *thud*
* Kuragaki buries Uki
<Kuragaki> Alas, poor Uki. I knew her well.
* Alixiea helps Kura
<Alixiea> Is my name Horatio now?
<Ukiko> *dead* Does that mean I can call you Ho for short?

<Alixiea> ((anyone wanna ram a katana through Jason's back while he's down?))
<Ukiko> (( No, if there's something that katana users like me an Kura don't do, it's stab ppl in the back. ))
<Alixiea> ((I can roll him over if you like))
<Reizvoll> ((I'll ram a broadsword up is arse))
<Ukiko> (( *choke* Have you no HONOR?! ))

<Uki-chan> Slubility and Acid-Base Reactions: Laboratory 1 01/31/2000
<Uki-chan> o_o Gomen... wrong window.
<Takeo`Masaki> slubility?
<Takeo`Masaki> how well something slubs? o.0;

<Goddess_Leta> Manwhore? That sounds like something like "Werewhore"
<Grim`Seraph{ooc}> Half human half... yeah.

<Takeo-Mun> "Sex is evil,sex is sin,sins are forgiven..so let's begin"

<Kura> o/~ Handcuffs and leather and lipstick and whips
<Kura> o/~ Hot pink and hair ribbons, tied up with clips
<Kura> o/~ Thongs, and makeup, and black leather g-strings...
<Kura> o/~ These are a few of my favorite thi~ings

<Ukiko> what sorta hat is it anyway
<Kuragaki> The Great, All-Knowing, Hat of DOOOOOooooom.
<Kuragaki> (And internationally acclaimed fire hazard.)
<`Vince> More commonly called a Rice Hat.
<Kuragaki> It's made of rice?
<Alixiea> And a boiling hazard
* Alixiea would hate to see what would happen if Kaz were out in a rain storm on a really hot day

<Ukiko> DOOOOOooooom?
<Alixiea> DOOOOOooooom. *nods*
<Kuragaki> Yes. DOOOOOooooom.
<Alixiea> DOOOOOooooom is cool. *nods*
<`Vince> I feel like there should be some sort of 'impending ominous music'.
<Alixiea> *Impending ominous music of...DOOOOOooooom*

* Kazuo_Hikage is by the king, doing his best to bolster that which doesn't exist, which is a pretty challenging task.
<Ukiko> (( His libido ))
<Kazuo_Hikage> << <Kaz> Libido or not... suffice to say, the Queen presently has one more ball than him. >>

<Kazuo_Hikage> you find my noodle kinky, eh?
<Kuragaki> Oh, yes. Show me your noodle, bay-bee :P
<Alixiea> TAKE MY REVOLUTION!!
<Kazuo_Hikage> *takes Alix's revolution with his wet noodle*
<Kazuo_Hikage> *hides*

<Reizvoll> "Liebe mein affe!"
<Uki_> love my... monkey?
<Kura> Monkey? Is THAT what they call it nowadays?
<Reizvoll> Streiche mein Affe!
<Kura> stretch your monkey?
<Kura> ow.
<Reizvoll> it's suppose to be stroke -_-
<Uki_> streiche sounds like strike..
* Uki_ slams a sledgehammer into Reiz's Affe

<Bei-chan> but anywayz.. ... My suitemate called my roomie small, and my roomie chased after him trying to punch him, she did, but then my suitemate sed her fists were so small, about the size of walnuts.........
<Bei-chan> and then... after she chased after him and beat him down a few more times, he remarked on how her fists were about the size of his balls... *snickers*
<Bei-chan> It's a good thing we didn't have Walnut and chicken stir fry..
<The_Great_E-sama> We still need a name for our manga
<Meia> Heeeelp theres this bunch of people who don't believe I'm 13~~
<The_Great_E-sama> That's a bad title. Sorry Meia. Try another one
*Meia slaps her forehead

<The_Great_E-sama> ~/7Taae daae la daa ment, la daa ment, la daa ment...La da mus taae!/7~
<Meia> o/~ Fithos... lusec... wethos... venosec... o/~
<Bei-chan> o/` Blahblahblah I can't understand latin blah blah blah..o/`

<Meia> What am I fighting for? WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOR?!
<Meia> *goes in to the next level*
<Alixiea> Is it for me? Is it for o-*BRICK*
<Meia> That scene in MMX4 personifies irony ^_^x

<Gr8ESama> Say No to God. We don't need it. You have E-Sama
* Alixiea sings "In sleep he krees to me. In dreams he came. Those eyes which glow at me, and flash my name. And do I dream again, for now I find, the Critter of the Opera is there, inside my mind."
<Alixiea> Heehee. Came.
* Alixiea gets buried by a ton of bricks

<Ukiko> o/` C is for classes, I'm missing too many.. they're always in the morning, I don't get up till 3.. C is for classes, my teachers don't know me, ooh Classes classes classes start with C o/`
<Ukiko> o/` C is for Carepak, my parents just sent me. It's filled with clothes and food, toothpaste and money.. C is for Carepak, I'm living life for free, ooh Carepak carepak carepak starts with C o/`
<Ukiko> o/` C is for Condoms.. I bought a pack of three.. I keep them in my wallet, they'll always be with me, C is for condoms, I never need any, ooh Condoms condoms condoms start with C o/`
<Meia> E is for Editor, and we have one too many. E is for Elephant, as big as sh--*BRICKBRICK*
<Alixiea> SHI-NE!

* Alixiea points at bakajin and shouts loudly, 1Dousei kuranke mahou uchuu kaizoku desu yo!!
<Uki-partiallydisct> Alix: What the heck did you just say
<Alixiea> I said...
* Alixiea clears her throat
<Meia> Dousei kuranke mahou uchuu kaizoku desu yo!!
<Alixiea> "Homosexual diseased magick space pirate."

<Uki-partiallydisct> Dad: Resistance is futile! You cannot win!
<Uki-partiallydisct> Alix: oh yeah?
<Goddess_Leta> Alix: Resistance is mine! Dammit! I run the resistance!!

<Reizvoll> ((Reiz is gonna eat Kaishi someday))
<Reizvoll> ((he's gonna salt kaishi and eat...........her?))
<Alixiea> ((I'll rip your throat out irl if you do Ian. :P))
<Kuragaki> ((Kinky.))
<Kazuo_Hikage> <<beastiality... *nods* >

<Kuragaki> ((Because he has a rock hard dinger, 24/7!))
<Kuragaki> ((...Uh... disregard that))
<Ukiko_Bei> (( *kicks comp HD accidentally at comment* ))
<Alixiea> ((*sweatdrops*))

<Goddess_Leta> Modern day anorexia
<Stormy_> lol
<Goddess_Leta> "I'm not going to starve myself! I'm going to repixal myself"

<Goddess_Leta> ((We need a name. For our Group.))
<Kuragaki> ((The... big-bad-black-critters-with-shiney-hides-that-swords-bounce-off exterminators? :P

<Kuragaki> HEY SEXY, WANNA CYBER?! *gets buried under a tonne of McCritters*
* Ukiko fwaps Kura

<JuScOoL> hi man
<Goddess_Leta> Man? Who's a man here?
<Meia> SEXIST!

<Kuragaki> Is it the fault of a certain common acquiantance who's name shall remain unmentioned?
* Alixiea blinks
<Alixiea> Hush Meia. :Ţ
<Ukiko> The idiocy of ... of...... idiocy!
<Kuragaki> I wasn't talking about you :P
<Alixiea> THIS time you weren't

<Meia> . o O (Grrr. GRRRRr. GRR--*hack* Sorry. Hairball.)

<Alixiea> We name everything after a fastfood place
<Alixiea> Notice that?
* Ukiko nods
<Alixiea> Next thing we know it's going to be Pizza monsters
<Ukiko> Ahahaha.. YO QUIERO TACO BELL! *gets buried under McCritter plushies*
<Alixiea> A giant dog!!
* Ukiko shakes head... poor Ash. LoL
<Alixiea> Yo Quiero Taco McCritters!

*Arashi`Sutaro forms a spike of rock that shoots up from under her Arshes.
<Arshes_Nei> <<...uh...>>

<Uki-chan> Ash.... Kazuo.... one with no tact.... one with no modesty....
<Hikage_Kazuo> I have modesty.
<Hikage_Kazuo> Doesn't mean I apply it.

* Meia teaches Kazuo the meaning of 'clothes'
<Hikage_Kazuo> *learns, then takes them off*

<Meia> "Varin go down the draaaaaaaa~aaaain!"

<Ukiko_Bei> (( In the words of the Borg: You will be assimilated... resistance is futile...))
<Fuyusora_Kuragaki> ((resistance is voltage over current...))

* Alixiea sets mode: +ps
<Kazuo_Hikage> wow... if we set +m, the channel'd be +pms

<Reizvoll> You should program that into Minera-bot!
<Alixiea> What?
<Reizvoll> whenever someone says "gendo" she should say "NERV'S PIMP DADDY!"
* Alixiea sweatdrops
* Uki_ sweatdrops too
* Kura sweatdrops
<Alixiea> Okay, try it
<Reizvoll> gendo
<Ilithia> NERV'S PIMP DADDY!
<`Vince> Technology. What a wonderful thing.
<Kura> Yep.
<Kura> We can use it to save lives.
<Kura> Heal sicknesses.
<Kura> And make minera sayyyyy...
<Ilithia> NERV'S PIMP DADDY!

<Uki-> uhm.. not even dried fruit/
* Uki- is not holding down that shit key long enough.
<`Vince> O_o
<Uki-> shift.. shift key..

* Alixiea suddenly moves her unarmed...arm... in a sorta slicing motion towards the lightning. The spell suddenly turns and streaks back to the group, slamming into Vince. It shocks and paralizes for a moment or so
<Kura`> ((...So... does she have an arm, or not?))
<Alixiea> ((lol. She does. She waved the one that isn't armed. ^^0))

* Reizvoll flips on the hydraulics in his boots
* Reizvoll 's right boot blows, he flies into a wall
<Alixiea> *gets a mental image of that, Reiz*
<Alixiea> *flying down the hallway, loud popping sound and he suddenly swings into the wall like a door*

* `Vince was going to translate 'I have a lovely bunch of Coconuts' into japanese...
<Uki-> Ore no oosei coconut ga arimasu.. da da dum..

<Koltar> Dad: Who's Reizvoll?
<Koltar> Me: The one you came out most like when I gave you the AKU personality test
<Koltar> Dad: Oh God. Poor kid.
<Koltar> Me: He picks his ear for a living.

* Uki- randomly chooses victim and GLOMPs!
<`Vince> 25 dmg + Paralyze status change.
<Kura`> *Kura freezes, then very calmly peels Uki off.*
<Kura`> *Then, punts her so hard, she kisses the moon!*
<`Vince> * The moon, it turns out, is a sloppy kisser.
* Uki- comes back completely covered in lunadrool... laughing her silly mazoku head off.

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<Kura`> ((Avaunt!))
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<Kura`> ((Kyaha. I rock.))

<Kura`> We don't have any eyecatches for this world. ;-;x
<Alixiea> Well...Reiz and the wall
<Kura`> 'cept for maybe the Reiz-slamming-into--
<Kura`> Mental link
<Kura`> Y'know something, "Reiz slamming into" is a really bad place for me to have stopped the sentence
<`Vince> Yes, yes it is.

<Kura`> Cloud: Shut up! The cyble of nature and your stupid plan don't mean a thing. Aeris is gone. Aeris will no longer talk, no longer laugh, cry...or get angry. What about us? What are WE supposed to do? What about my pain? My fingers tingle. My mouth is dry. My eyes are burning! (Cloud begins crying.)
<Kura`> ...
<Kura`> After two years, I suddenly find that remarkably and immensely corny.
* Alixiea winces as she almost has Alix yell something along the lines of, "What about my pain? What about my pain? My fingers tingle. My mouth is dry. My eyes are burning!

<`Vince> Dear -gods- the sun is rising. *pulls his black curtains shut*
<Uki-> But soft, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the... AAHHHHHHHHHHH THE SUUUUUN!!!! *FOOMPH!*

<Reizvoll> This is the story of Bill, the typical "Starving artist" working in a run down apartment. One day Bill took a trip to the comic shop, where a man named Steve was setting people on fire. From that moment one, all of Bill's eraser bits gained sentience, giving him strange powers, now he must defeat Steve before all the eraser bits in the world gain sentience....
<Reizvoll> That's a video game plot... Parasite Steve I'd call it
<`Vince> You know, in my country, we send people to the gulag for that.

* `Vince looks over at Kura for a moment as he elevates his rifle into firing position. It's be somewhat stupid to shoot with people in the way.
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<Alixiea> ((There. She's outta your way. Oh...she's back))
* Kura` moves out of Vince's way.

<Lexus_Taera> What am I supposed to do about claws?!
<Kura`> Dodge, then bring your hand down on his back as he goes past?
<`Vince> Well, he's not considering her a very able person, so he's likely to just basically punch with them, so it'd be easy to... What Kura said, yeah.
<Reizvoll> and just to add insult to injury, have her fart on his head!!
<`Vince> Umm.... no.

<Reizvoll> ((after this battle, Reiz is going to start calling her ninja-girl-in-training))
<Kura`> ((And Kura is going to throw knives above his balls.))
<Uki--> ((*Yay!*))
<Uki--> (( Uhm.. yay-ing because Uki's free.. uhm.. yeah ))

* `Vince steps over towards Alix, reaching out his left hand and just pushing down the plasma pistol slowly. Doesn't say anything, just... pushes it down.
<Kura`> *Gun goes off while it's pointed at an.. inconvenient.. place.
<Kura`> *Vince is a permanent soprano*
<Alixiea> Dramatic silence...
<`Vince> It wouldn't hit. :P
<Alixiea> Interesting aim...but dramatic silence....

* Uki-- takes a bow, strings up an arrow and shoots Vince in the butt with cupid's shot
<Kura`> Does that mean that Vince will have a fetish for anal sex?
<Uki--> does that mean someone who has a fetish for oral got shot in the throat?

<`Vince> One of these days I will hunt down Steve Case and remove his innards with a blunt object.
<Uki--> spork, spoon, or grapefruit scoop?
<`Vince> Marble.
<Kura`> Nah, has to be rusty
<Kura`> Isn't the same if tetanus isn't one of the horrors added to the pains of being disemboweled
<`Vince> I think a marble would be more painful, since it tears the skin from rolling rather than cutting it. Literally rips it apart.
<Kura`> Rusty marble.
<Uki--> A bloody, rusty marble.
<`Vince> Whatever I do, it'll really really hurt.
<Uki--> a bloody, rusty marble, that gives papercuts!
<Kura`> *snicker*

<Reizvoll> they do make metal marbles
<`Vince> Yep. I have some.
<Reizvoll> me too XD
<`Vince> Mine are like this cool shiny black. Yessss....
<`Vince> Erm... anyway.
<Kura`> We don't need to be hearing about your, uh, marbles
<`Vince> I'll have you know I have very nice marbles.
<Reizvoll> I have big, shiny, durable marbles
* Alixiea smacks Meia
* Kura` enjoys it
<Uki--> sadistic little ninja.
<Kura`> Stupid pain-intolerant magicker.

* Reizvoll looks at everyone with bloodshot eyes
* Kura` shoots Reiz in the eye with a pint of blood.
<Reizvoll> ahhhhhhhh....
<Reizvoll> thanks, that hit the spot

<Reizvoll> the only thing keeping me fro dropping off is my iron will
<Kura`> Ian's going to be disappearing soon, then
<Alixiea> What iron will?
<Uki--> is that what you call it? ;>~
* Reizvoll rolls his eyes
* Kura` steps on them

<Alixiea> "The rest of my family is asleep. I drugged the food when you all weren't watching, that's why they're all asleep. You must hurry and reach the royals. Jerin will turn you in for magick if you don't."
<Kura> A good knife in the-- Oh wait, he's your husband, isn't he?
<Alixiea> "He's my husband and a good man, but very loyal to the law. You all must hurry, he'll be very angry when he wakes up."
<Kura> Che. I still vote for the knife.

<`Vince`> *All righty then. It's the hallway of worlds! Doors galore and with no down payments. Everyone's there, probably healed up as well with all appropriate equipment, i.e. Vince's briefcase.*
<Alixiea> *And Alix's pack. :P*
<`Vince`> *Yes, the ubiquitous pack of holding.*
<Alixiea> ((Alix: It's interdimensional. Like Reiz's Ass. :P))
<`Vince`> (( We won't ask how either attained that state. ))
<Kura`> ((An interdimensional ass.))
<Kura`> ((You know, uh, I really didn't need to hear that))
<Alixiea> ((lol. Think of it. Somewhere out there in other dimensions, there's an ass wandering around in mid-air.))
<Kura`> ((*snrks her coffee*))
<`Vince`> (( Um... We're leaving Limbo... Now entering Ass. ))

<Reizvoll> Can we go to a world with showers?
<Kura`> *calmly* No need. Most worlds have water. I'll just drown you in the next one we come across.

<Alixiea> I had an idea
<Alixiea> For killing the vines
<Kuragaki> You're going to stay in here and DROWN them?
<Alixiea> *sarcasm* Yes, that was the plan
<Alixiea> Seriously. what if there were a way I could ingest light.
<Kuragaki> Swallow a flint.

<Alixiea> Solid light is...like light...only...solid

<Ukiko_Bei> her family.......... what if they're.......
<Alixiea> We'll make them eat bread.
<Alixiea> ((LOL. "Make them eat cake."))

* Ash_Gairu looks at his bare arms, puzzled, then down
<Ash_Gairu> ! What the--?
<Ukiko_Bei> (( Burr.. surprised to see it? *keels over laughing* ))

<Ukiko_Bei> You could....uhm...... tear it in half I guess......
<Alixiea> How big is it?
* Ash_Gairu snaps, "What do you mean how big is it?"

<Uki--> Mwahaha! Kura and Uki's first experiences in eating.. McDonalds.
<Kura``> *Kura pokes at the hamburger cautiously*
<Kura``> *The hamburger pokes back*
<Kura``> Kura: ....
<Uki--> Uki: Use your katana, kinna like this.. *holds up quarter pounder impaled on sword, still slightly twitching*
<Kura``> Kura: On this trip with you bunch of bakas, I've seen soggy light bread. I've seen chicken men. I've seen hamster food they try and fob off on humans.
<Kura``> Kura: However, NEVER have I bitten a piece of food that BITES BACK.

<Ukiko_Bei> (( ding ding ding *places platter full of cookies*
<Kuragaki> ((Ding dong the bi--witch is dead...))

<Alixiea> ((and Kura said that Alix was a klutz))
<Kuragaki> ((You are.)) <Alixiea> ((Am not! *turns around and slams into the wall*))

<Ukiko_Bei> (( *keeling over...* All these dramatic moments, and then there's Kuragaki slamming into a tree ))

<Uki-chan> while they were flashing
<Goddess_Leta> The critters were flashing people!!
<Cal`seth> Eww....
<Goddess_Leta> Goddess help us! That's just NASTY

<Alixiea> ((They're reaccuring villians! They're...McCritters!))
<Ukiko> (( Why not more McCritters? They're fun.. ))
<Kuragaki> ((They're tasty and a good alternative to chicken))
<Ukiko> (( Sorta like Team Rocket... ))
<Ukiko> (( No! I didn't mean Team Rocket is a good alternative to chicken.. ))

<Alixiea> You're gifted? Hate to see what someone who was ungifted would be like.
<Kuragaki> ("I see a bright future for the world... In cheap diapers."))

* Goddess_Leta tosses a brownie for you to try catching
<Meia> *Jumps up and gets splatted in the face by fudge*
<Meia> AuGH!
* Goddess_Leta giggles
* Goddess_Leta claps. ^^
<Goddess_Leta> At least you got splatted with grace and elegance
<Goddess_Leta> Well...you got splatted...
<Meia> *bows, dripping fudge--then trips

* Goddess_Leta wonders what you tripped on
<Goddess_Leta> One of those huge nuts, eh?
<Meia> Yeah. They're just... lying all over the place

<Goddess_Leta> Killer Funky Chiken Monkey Men!!
<Meia> Killer fuc-- *BRICK*

<Meia> *shoots Bei in the arse with a tank gun*
<Meia> TRANK gun.
<Meia> TRANK gun.

<Ukiko> patience is a vir- *bricked*
<Kuragaki> vir...gin? *DOUBLEBRICK*
<Alixiea> Who's Patience? *triple bricked*
<Kuragaki> And is he interested in having an or-- *Quadruple brick*

<Alixiea> ((Anyone up for a fourso-- *buried in a ton of each thing from Uki's popup*))
<Kuragaki> ((Don't forget the mechanical shark. That makes five.))
<Kuragaki> ((And after five is SEX! *BRICKED TO DEATH*))

<Alixiea> ((Wait until later! *whap!*))
<Alixiea> ((Erm...That didn't sound right.))
<Ukiko> (( *South Park* Ya like that don'tcha bitch? ))
<Ukiko> (( AIEEEEEEee.... I can't help it! That movie has warped my fragile little mind ))
<Kuragaki> ((.... TOO EASY.))

<Alixiea> "I am....My name's really not important, and I don't think you could pronouce it...so just call me Bob."

<NativeBob> Anyways. What ARE you?
<NativeSkippy> You mean WHAT are you..bob..
<NativeSkippy> emphasis on the WHAT..
<NativeBob> No. emphasis on the ARE
<NativeSkippy> the WHAT
<NativeBob> What ARE you
<NativeSkippy> WHAT are you
<NativeBob> How about this...
<NativeFred> The YOU.

<NativeSkippy> (( o/` The world they landed in was really rough, chock full of Black creatures... the foursome tried to find their way, but gained some viney features... Viney featuuures... o/` ))

<Alixiea> ((You know an RP has sunk low when you have to tell the person whether or not their char is wearing clothes during a prison scene))

<Uki-> Reisha: Analysis of the situation?
<Reisha> Uki-: I have a ferret sticking up my nose.
* Uki- nods. Ryoukai.

* Koltar skips off and comes back with...dut-dut-duuh! Brisk!
<Koltar> Oh my precious Brisk. *chugs*
<Reizvoll> I'm thinking of this fragile old man happily skipping into the room with a can of brisk!
<Kura`> Koltar: *skips into view, stops in front of the camera, and holds a can of brisk out*
<Reizvoll> Koltar: *cough* That's Brisk *wheeeze* baby!

<Alixiea> *sings* When the shades of night are falling, Comes a fellow everyone knows. It's the old dope peddler, spreading joy where ever he goes.
<Alixiea> *still singing* Every evening you will find him, around our neighbor hood. It's the old dope peddler, doing well by doing good.
<Alixiea> *still singing* He gives the kids free samples, because he knows full well, that today's young innocent faces, will be tomorrow's clientel.
<Alixiea> *singing* Here's the cure for all your troubles, here's an end to all distress. It's the old dope peddler. With his powdered happiness

<Alixiea> *Starts singing a lively happy beat* I love my friends! And they love me! We're just as close, as we can be. And just because, we really care. Whatever we get, we share!
<Alixiea> *singing* I got it from Agnes, she got it from Jim. We all agreed it must have been Louise who gave it to him. She got it from Harry, who got it from Marie, and everybody knows that Marie, got it from me!
<Alixiea> *still singing* Giles got it from Daphne, she got it from Joan, who picked it up in county cork a'kissing the Blarney Stone. Pierre gave it to Sheila, who must have brought it there. He got it from Francois and Jacques. Heh heh heh...lucky Pierre!
<Alixiea> *still singing* Max got it from Edith, who gets it every spring. She got it from her daddy, he gives her everything. He then gave it to Daniel, whose Spanial has it now. Out dentist even got it! And we're still...wondering how
<Alixiea> *still singing* But I got it from Anges. Or maybe it was Sue. Or Millie or Billy or Jilly or Willy, it doesn't matter who! It might have been at the club, the pub of even in the loo. And if you will be my friend, then I might, mind you I said might, give it to you!

* Kura` crawls out from under the table
<Uki-> Enjoying your frolic with the dust bunnies?
* Kura` sneezes, blowing dust and Uki.
<Kura`> I mean, dust ON Uki.
<Kura`> <deadpan> InsofarasIknow, it's not possible to blow dust.

<`Vince> Mahou!
<Kura`> Ahou!
<`Vince> Hou?
<Kura`> Ho. *preens*
<Kura`> I come from a long and distinguished line of Ho's...
<Kura`> My dad was a Ho...
<Kura`> My grandad was a Ho...
<Kura`> And here I am, also a Ho. ^^x
<Kura`> God, I love my last name

<Alixiea> After the fifth step, btw, it just seems to disappear into a pitch dark fog.
* Reizvoll pulls a flashlight and a glowstick out of his coat
<Alixiea> The light from both objects seems to be absorbed by the black fog at the bottom steps
<Reizvoll> darn
<Reizvoll> I'm going to pee on you, fog!!!!
* Alixiea smacks Reiz in the back of the head
* `Vince blinks and pauses. "Please don't, Reiz..."
<Alixiea> Shut up and keep walking
<Alixiea> It's not going to listen to-
<Alixiea> As the group steps down one last time everything changes abruptly
<Kura`> ...Or maybe it is.

<Uki-> What shape of skull would Death have?
<Dreamrose> Er.... a human shaped skull?
<Uki-> *shrug* ^-^
<`Vince> A Mexican Shaped Skull. *sagely nod*
<Kura`> A skull shaped like a Mexican?
<Kura`> With little arms... and legs... and hands...
<`Vince> Little obligitory Tequila bottle...

<`Vince> Cool. *bestoes cookies upon Rizu-chan*
* Alixiea munches
* Alixiea splits cookies with Viv and May
* Kura` yays! *munches cookie*
* Uki- splats facefirst into cookie
* `Vince blinks.
* Alixiea giggles
* Kura` looks at ne-chan. o.o;x
<Uki-> *slight munching sound*
<Liz_Clark> ((You also have a flint and steel, Viv))
<VivC> ((Not like I know how to use it. :P))
<Liz_Clark> ((Thought so. It's just like on TV. Just run them together quickly))
<Meia> ((Just try not to set your dingers on fire.))
<Meia> ((Fingers.))
<Liz_Clark> ((Dingers))
<Meia> ((She doesn't /have/ dingers.))
<Liz_Clark> ((-Exactly-))
<VivC> ((*dies*))
<Meia> ((I think the discussion about ne-chan's dingers, or lack thereoff, is disturbing her.))
<VivC> ((*sets Ian's dingers on fire*))
<Reizvoll> (( O_O ! ))
<Meia> ((Nasty, ne-chan. Very nasty.))
<VivC> (( *is.* ))
<Liz_Clark> ((O-ni-sama!!)
<Meia> ((He's o-/nee/-sama, now.))
<Liz_Clark> ((*extinguishes her brother....only in AKU, only in AKU))
<Reizvoll> (( ;_;))
<Meia> ((Damn straight.))

* Goddess_Leta gets a large blow dryer....diiiirty
<Meia> If I make a joke about Leta blowing her keyboard, will I die?
* Goddess_Leta giggles
<Kiyoshi> I think you will.
<Goddess_Leta> It's not my keyboard
<Meia> *pause*
<Goddess_Leta> It's Josh's. Even worse, ne?
<Meia> So you're blowing Josh's keyboard.
<Goddess_Leta> Yeah
<Goddess_Leta> All the time
<Kiyoshi> The dust bunny will be jealous.
<Meia> Indeed. But do you still respect it in the morning?
<Goddess_Leta> Yup yup
<Goddess_Leta> Sad?
* Goddess_Leta THUDS
<Goddess_Leta> You're the third person to say Josh and me were soulmates in the past 24 hours
<Meia> Who says I was talking about Josh? O.ox

<Meia> If Zel is always hard, does that mean that Val is always horny?
* Kiyoshi sniggers.
* Meia preens.
<Kiyoshi> What about Xel? Sore wa himitsu desu.
<Meia> Purple is the colour of the sexually deprived.
<Kiyoshi> Xel-chan can't get laid! XD

* Kiyoshi ponders whether to have Kiyo come out in a blood-stained robe... or in wet, blood soaked clothes.
<Kantras> o.o Neither. Stark naked would be coo' ;P~~ Or in just a pair of pants. XD XD
<Kiyoshi> Wait, he's in the bedroom, where the medicine kit is! *lightbulb*
<Hayashi`> Or raiding Kantr's wardrobe
<Kiyoshi> *pulls out heart printed boxers* ... *chucks the boxers away and hunts some more*
<Kantras> ;P My pride and joy.
<Hayashi`> What, those boxers?
<Letha_Mikos> Bikini style leapard spot type?
<Kantras> ;P well.... Kannie's pride and joy.
<Hayashi`> "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt..." :P

<Kantras> (( Macho mania!! *brick*))
<Letha_Mikos> ((*sniffs the air* Mmm...testosterone.)
<Kantras> (( lol ))
<Hayashi`> (("Come feel my firm, manly... *BRICK*))
<Letha_Mikos> ((What a firm, manly brick you have there.))
<Kantras> (( o.o Kannie: "... In case you hadn't notice, Haya, you are touching me y'know." *smirk* ... *dreamy bricks self to death*))
<Hayashi`> ((Yes. Kantr has a firm, manly brick.))
<Kantras> (( o.o Firm, manly brick? ..... or firm, manly... -ick **BRICKBRICK**))

<Kantras> (( Kantras: My carpet... my genuine Persian carpet... *weeps* ;P))
<Letha_Mikos> ((Made with genuine Persains.))

<Kantras> .... Wonder what Uki will do when she wakes up/comes back and finds us all gone. ;P
<Goddess_Leta> lol <Goddess_Leta> We'll leave a nice note in her email box
<Hayashi`> "Nee-chan BAKAAAAA!!"

<Bei-chan> In the beginning, god sed, let there be light, and there wasn't any, because Energizer hadn't been invented yet.
<The_Great_E-sama> That's Bullshit
<Meia> In the beginning...
<The_Great_E-sama> Everyone knows that -I- created the world
<Meia> God made...
<Meia> ...LAVA LAMPS!
<Bei-chan> Grooooveeee...

* Letha_Mikos waves her hand
<Letha_Mikos> I'll take care of it. Forgive me if it's really stupid/corny, though
* Phoenix_Mikos pulls care of it. Forgive out from no where and gives it to "Here ya go! ^^
* Hayashi starts laughing
* Letha_Mikos sweatdrops

<Kantras> o.o Maych.... you're WIRED!!!!!
<Hayashi> Yes. I am wired.
<Kantras> ... And weird too.
* You are now known as Wired
* You are now known as Wired_The_Sheep_Of_DOOOOOOoooo
<Wired_The_Sheep_Of_DOOOOOOoooo> ....m
* Letha_Mikos blinks
<Kantras> ............ DOOOOooooooooooo.... nice name.
<Letha_Mikos> Ewww. Sheep doo

<Letha_Mikos> The man laughs, as though he's actually enjoying this. Then speaks. He's one of those handsome villains you love to love, with a good voice to boot. "Ophelia Mishima, it'll take more than you to counteract the inevitable downfall of your kind. The shifters have more use to us than they do this planet.
<Letha_Mikos> "What is the point of defending a race that has to exist in hiding and dark corners, when with us they don't have to fear being shunned, or worse..."
<Ophelia> (("B-because.... aw damn, that's a good point, ok, I'm joining you"))

<Letha_Mikos> ((Kick their asses, ni-sama!))
<Ophelia> ((just my thoughts :d))
* Ophelia gets into an odd position
<Hayashi> ((*averts her virgin eyes*))
<Letha_Mikos> ((Ahh... you're using the rabid vulture stance, o-ni-sama...a wise decision. *bows to Ian*))

<Kiyoshi`> We really out to change the name of the chan next time... *keeps reading chan as @aku-shitters*

<ReallyWiseOldManWhoKnowsALot> Ophelia is what we call a ((*flails!* I need a name for them.))
<Hayashi> ((Idiot?))

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